Girls night out...
Why females should avoid a girls' night after they are married:
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I
told my
husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door,
the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly,
realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was
really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution(even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him.The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight". He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with thatone!Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why,hesaid,"Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said,"Oh shit.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed
another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I
told my
husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door,
the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly,
realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was
really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution(even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him.The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight". He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with thatone!Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why,hesaid,"Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said,"Oh shit.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed
another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.