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[like_a_romanov]

Hey, you, listen up. I can't believe you're still worrying so much. Stop feeling sorry for yourself, stop being so paranoid, and go work on my app instead. Got it? Good. I'm sure everything will work out fine

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[heir_of_flame]

Good luck getting yourself out of this box. It's surprisingly tricky, despite being a...box.

[like_a_romanov]

Well, it's not like boxes are the easiest thing to get out of, even when they're normal-sized.

[heir_of_flame]

Really now.

[like_a_romanov]

There's a reason they make them out of wood and seal them up tight, you know.

[heir_of_flame]

Oh, of course. Wood. The most impenetrable of substances.

[like_a_romanov]

Forgive me for not carrying around pickaxes on a daily basis.

[heir_of_flame]

A pickaxe is used for digging, not chopping wood. Don't get me wrong; it could work. It's just not the proper tool for the job.

[like_a_romanov]

All right, I'm sorry I don't carry around a wood-chopping axe then. Happy?

[heir_of_flame]

Oh, don't worry. It's a perfectly easy mistake to make. I will just pray you never have to find yourself confined to a wooden box.

[like_a_romanov]

I think I'm smart enough to avoid that, thanks.

[heir_of_flame]

Oh, I never meant to insinuate you weren't smart enough to avoid it. I was simply concerned. I have a habit of forgetting most people don't carry an all-purpose 'get out of jail free' tool.

[like_a_romanov]

And you do? Aren't you lucky, then. Why don't you go rub it in the next person's face?

[heir_of_flame]

I was simply explaining the reason behind my oversight, nothing more.

[like_a_romanov]

Uh-huh.