10 Lame Pick-Up Lines [JongKey]
Title: 1O Lame Pick Up Lines
Author: sango696
Rating: PG-15 (Sexual Innuendos)
Pairing: JongKey
Summary: Jonghyun decided to use pick up lines to convince Key to go with him.
Genre: Humor / Crack
Disclaimer: I sadly, do not own any members of SHINee or the any of the pick up lines used.
A/N: I love pick-up lines because they are just so freaking ridiculous. I mean are you really that stupid to use them and actually think they work? And if they do, to the person who accepted it… WTF is wrong with you? Just wondering.
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O1. Light Switch
Kibum was in the kitchen making lunch in his pink apron when Jonghyun came in. The blonde grinned as he wrapped his arms around Kibum.
The rapper got used to Jonghyun’s skin ship over the pass two and half years of their friendship, so he wasn’t bothered.
“Are you a light switch because you’re turning me on.”
Jonghyun quickly ran out of the kitchen when Kibum threatened to stab him with a knife.
O2. Library Card
Kibum was sitting in the living room, reading his magazine when he heard the chair in front of him move. He looked over the top of his magazine to see Jonghyun grinning at him.
What bothered Kibum wasn’t the fact that Jonghyun was sitting in front of him, what bothered him was the fact the boy was just staring at him.
“What do you want, Jonghyun?”
“I don’t have my library card, but can I check you out?”
Kibum stared at Jonghyun for a few seconds before he closed his magazine and walked away from the blonde. What he found funny was the fact they were no where close to a library.
O3. Skittles
Jonghyun and Kibum were lying on the floor of the studio, staring at the ceiling, too tired to move after a long practice.
Kibum heard rustling, so he turned to see Jonghyun sitting up, his back turned to Kibum, “What are you doing?”
Jonghyun turned, “I have skittle in my mouth. Wanna taste the rainbow?”
Kibum groaned as he threw his towel at Jonghyun.
O4. Dear Santa
Kibum was lounging on his bed, looking over his schedule for the next few weeks when he felt his bed move. He looked up and saw Jonghyun holding his camera.
“What are you doing?”
“Can I take your picture?”
“Why?”
“So I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas.”
Kibum threw his pillow at Jonghyun and the blonde ran out of the room, not noticing the smile on Kibum’s face.
O5. Sun vs. Smile
The rapper was sitting on the couch watching TV, his hand playing with Jonghyun’s hair. The blonde was sitting on the floor in front of him, watching TV as well. The others were doing their own thing.
Jonghyun looked up at Kibum who smiled at him.
“Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?”
Kibum rolled his eyes as he pushed Jonghyun away.
O6. Map
Kibum jumped when Jonghyun stood in front of him, the singer appeared out of no where and surprised Kibum.
“J-Jjong, personal space.”
Jonghyun chuckled as he took a step back, but he kept looking at Kibum.
“What are you looking at?!”
“Do you have a map, because I just got lost in your eyes.”
“You are ridiculous,” Kibum said, walking away from the other male.
O7. CPR
Kibum ran into the living room when he heard a loud thud. He saw Jonghyun lying on the floor, his eyes clothes. The rapper started to panic, worried for his friend.
He ran over and shook Jonghyun, “Jonghyun? Jonghyun!”
Kibum jumped when Jonghyun’s eyes opened, “You better know CPR, because you take my breath away.”
Kibum punched Jonghyun in the arm before he walked back into the kitchen, ignoring Jonghyun’s cries of pain.
O8. Love at First Sight
Kibum watched as Jonghyun walked past and then walk back till he was in front of Kibum again.
The rapper eyed him suspiciously, “What are you doing?”
“Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”
Kibum smacked Jonghyun across the head, earning a disappointed groan from Jonghyun, “I was certain that one would work!”
O9. Band-Aid
Jognhyun sighed dramatically. He could have sworn at least one of his pick-up lines would work. At first it was just a joke, but then he thought that if he used less perverted pick up lines, Kibum would defiantly start dating him, but he was very wrong.
The singer jumped when he felt arms wrap around his waist. He turned to see Kibum resting his chin on Jonghyun’s shoulder, a grin on his face, “What?”
“Do you have a Band-Aid?”
“No, why?”
“Because I fell for you.”
Jonghyun laughed softly, “I knew they worked.”
“Only the last couple,” Kibum corrected with a grin. He kissed Jonghyun softly, “Enough with the pick up lines though.”
“I’m done. I swear.”
1O. Angels
“Hey, Key.”
Kibum turned and smiled when he saw his boyfriend running to him. Jonghyun hugged Kibum tightly, his nose in the crook of Kibum’s neck, making the boy giggle, “Jjong!”
“Did you fall from heaven? Because I am sure they are missing an angel.”
Kibum slapped Jonghyun’s arm. “Jjong!”
“I’m kidding,” the singer laughed, “Kind of.”
Kibum pouted, “You’re lucky I love you.”
“I am lucky.”