carries story
carries story to try nd make me feel better thursday when we were waitin at the hillz for the 35.. shes on fkin crack i swear.. but i luv that grl 2 death.. thx girly
CArRiE: wen he was a bby, his father was a drunk, n his mother was on crack n so 1 day, she was wasted n shes walkin up the stairs wit him n his dads like shitless n hes all lik "AWW GIMME LIDDDTTLL JUL- JUL- JULIAN." n so his mums lik "FINE U FKEN SLUT! I FKEN HATTTTEEEEEE YOOOOOOOO!! AGGGGGGGH!" n she throws (blank) dwn the stairs n the dad like fumbles n tries 2catch it but u kno he misses n hits a table n gets knocked out n then little (blank) landed in a huge bowl of mt dew n his parents kinda 4got abt him . so he was jus chillen in sum mti dew lik 'umm ya this is cool' so he starts 2smell funny n giv off a stench n the dad thinks they hav cats so he goes out n gets a dog 2sik the cats n get rid of the smell n the dog gets there, sees the kid, n is like "OMFG! WTF?!" n he kidnaps the kid n brings him 2a family in hp who raises him as their own n now, mt dew has this wicked ass affect on him, so wenva he tastes or smells it, he lies n so the other day he was talkin to u online, n this crazy lookin ol ladie jz BUSTS in2his room like SMELL THIS SMELL ITTT!! n she has mt dew n hes like NO FK URSELF U OLD HAG n she whips out a huge huntin rifle n she aims n she goes SNIFF IT OR IL TAKE YA ASS OUT BITCH n hes like holy sht n so he sniffs it she leaves n hes sittin there thinkin "hey was that my great aunt sally?" n all of a sudden u im him n ur like do u like me n on the inside hes like OMFG BRI FUK ME NOW HAV 8 OF MY KIDS - NO 9! OHH MAN I LOVE U SO MUCH but cinsce he sniffed mt dew, he sed no.. the end.