time to rant about boys
thought process of a post breakup male:
"Okay, so I broke her heart. Next step... let's see thats 'wait until she's over it, and then twist the knife and add insult to injury!' Perfect! How about I pretend nothing happened and then blatantly discuss other girls to make her feel like she never mattered!"
Honestly. Grow up. I'm not jealous. Just disgusted.
Next boy...
Stares like he's never seen a female in his life. Turns out to be totally amazing. I'm totally crushing. And of course, he's taken! But being the go-getter that I am, I still talk and flirt and whatnot. Boy breaks up with girl...
...and of course now he hardly talks to me anymore! Yes! How fantastic.
And they say girls are confusing. Well guess what. Boys are trash. The end.
"Okay, so I broke her heart. Next step... let's see thats 'wait until she's over it, and then twist the knife and add insult to injury!' Perfect! How about I pretend nothing happened and then blatantly discuss other girls to make her feel like she never mattered!"
Honestly. Grow up. I'm not jealous. Just disgusted.
Next boy...
Stares like he's never seen a female in his life. Turns out to be totally amazing. I'm totally crushing. And of course, he's taken! But being the go-getter that I am, I still talk and flirt and whatnot. Boy breaks up with girl...
...and of course now he hardly talks to me anymore! Yes! How fantastic.
And they say girls are confusing. Well guess what. Boys are trash. The end.