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today's funny phrases:::
"Sometimes my friends ingore me, and when i say it louder, they tell me to stop yelling."
"She hits me on the head a lot. It hurts. But that's ok."
"They hurt my feelings. But that's okay."
"Where's mark?" "well i kinda had a thing for him, but i didnt wanna nemore so i didnt write him down in my book."
"Why the hell is he speeding in a full parking lot?" answer: "My teeth are cold"
"What the hell is this? A school for ants? how the hell can we teach them to read good if they can't even fit in the buildingg?"!
"eele haya labsay dah? fain il blousa?! MA TELBESSY HAGA YA MAMA!!!"
"What did he say?" answer: "something about his prostate being flaming up or something."
"Who am i?" phone rings "hello? GOD?!"
phone rings girl answers...mark: IS IT GOD? IS IT GOD?!?!"
"you can't just come in here, askin for sex, changing your mind, then telling me i've been at a DAY spa for a week. IT'S A DAYYYYYY SPAA D - A - Y - I - E."
"no, i wont sleep with you." "WHAT? i didnt..." "I have a headache. but if u wanted to fool around a little or something, okay."
"why male models?" "because they're egotistical and easy to minipulate." "oh. so why male models?"
"OMAR. OMAR. OMAR, that is ur name right?" "yah" "do you kno where a girl named rashanda is?" "WHO?" "rashanda" "no"
"you did a really good job" "thanks" stoner:: THAT'S MY BROTHER...sarah: YEAH THAT'S GREAT!!!
"Sometimes my friends ingore me, and when i say it louder, they tell me to stop yelling."
"She hits me on the head a lot. It hurts. But that's ok."
"They hurt my feelings. But that's okay."
"Where's mark?" "well i kinda had a thing for him, but i didnt wanna nemore so i didnt write him down in my book."
"Why the hell is he speeding in a full parking lot?" answer: "My teeth are cold"
"What the hell is this? A school for ants? how the hell can we teach them to read good if they can't even fit in the buildingg?"!
"eele haya labsay dah? fain il blousa?! MA TELBESSY HAGA YA MAMA!!!"
"What did he say?" answer: "something about his prostate being flaming up or something."
"Who am i?" phone rings "hello? GOD?!"
phone rings girl answers...mark: IS IT GOD? IS IT GOD?!?!"
"you can't just come in here, askin for sex, changing your mind, then telling me i've been at a DAY spa for a week. IT'S A DAYYYYYY SPAA D - A - Y - I - E."
"no, i wont sleep with you." "WHAT? i didnt..." "I have a headache. but if u wanted to fool around a little or something, okay."
"why male models?" "because they're egotistical and easy to minipulate." "oh. so why male models?"
"OMAR. OMAR. OMAR, that is ur name right?" "yah" "do you kno where a girl named rashanda is?" "WHO?" "rashanda" "no"
"you did a really good job" "thanks" stoner:: THAT'S MY BROTHER...sarah: YEAH THAT'S GREAT!!!