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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In September I helped sana_10 hide a body (-173 points). Last Thursday I gave homefri_ a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In January I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Wednesday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole __emeraldeyes__'s purse (30 points). In May I bought porn for smoochy_12 (10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-89 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
xo_courtenie_ox