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how to completely avoid studying for your biochem midterm:
1. watch tivo. watch anything. watch everything. even if you've watched it before.
2. listen to comedy. even if you've heard it before, it will still be funny.
3. attempt to play a guitar that is severely out of tune. you will be disappointed, but it's better than memorizing how to name compounds.
4. take pictures of your white ceiling. pointless, yes, but a major time killer.
5. attempt a massive reorganization of your room. stop halfway through when you discover that you can't stand cleaning and would much rather repeat steps 1-4.
6. read chuck norris facts and repeat them to everyone in your house. they won't get it, but that's half the fun.
7. compose your own theme music and walk around the house humming it as loud as possible, for everyone to hear. avoid the shoe being thrown at you by your sister.
8. find 2 pairs of shoes you haven't worn in a year and proceed to wear them around the house and tap dance across the tile floors. preferably while singing your theme music.
9. die from boredom -> fail biochem midterm
yeah that pretty much sums things up.
1. watch tivo. watch anything. watch everything. even if you've watched it before.
2. listen to comedy. even if you've heard it before, it will still be funny.
3. attempt to play a guitar that is severely out of tune. you will be disappointed, but it's better than memorizing how to name compounds.
4. take pictures of your white ceiling. pointless, yes, but a major time killer.
5. attempt a massive reorganization of your room. stop halfway through when you discover that you can't stand cleaning and would much rather repeat steps 1-4.
6. read chuck norris facts and repeat them to everyone in your house. they won't get it, but that's half the fun.
7. compose your own theme music and walk around the house humming it as loud as possible, for everyone to hear. avoid the shoe being thrown at you by your sister.
8. find 2 pairs of shoes you haven't worn in a year and proceed to wear them around the house and tap dance across the tile floors. preferably while singing your theme music.
9. die from boredom -> fail biochem midterm
yeah that pretty much sums things up.