Telegraph Avenue Kiss

Jun 08, 2006 13:39

I found a song, conveniantly it was while lifting weights, that makes me dance. Its really good and i always feel like doing this little shoulder shimmy thing, so i did, and i do. I caught a girl watching me do it too. It was funny. I thought talking to her would be false advertising though, as right now i present a clean cut look...which is not really my thing. I need the hair. I decided that girls dont matter enough to worry about false advertising though, but by then i didnt think saying anything more was worth it.

On another note, the fact that youre appearing in playboy does not mean that all guys are going to desire you. Guys are going to see you naked and think about making you do degrading and disgusting sexual activities in their head. You will be pictured as an easy slut, and nobody will want to buy you...you big cow.

More words of wisdom later.
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