IC Contact

[xnoble_reasonx]

[Careful button presses and a short pause.]

Contact is only necessary should you have valuable information.

[beep]

Comments

[plantbased]

I hear you're the guy who's in charge of the Policing Division. I'm sure you're pretty busy, so I'll get right to the point --

I'd like to join.

[xnoble_reasonx]

... what qualifications do you possess?

[plantbased]

Other than preferring peace over fighting, order over chaos, I'm pretty good with a gun.

[....'Pretty good', he says.]

I'd be willing to give a demonstration, if that's what it takes. It's just that after seeing the way the situation with Remus was handled...I think this is the place for me.

[xnoble_reasonx]

Your 'gun' will be useless if you do your job efficiently. Are you capable of diffusing a situation without it?

[plantbased]

Guess that's what I'll have to do, then.

Yeah, I'm capable. If you ask me, that's the best way of doing it.

[xnoble_reasonx]

I will need your name.

[plantbased]

It's Vash.

[...]

Just Vash.

[xnoble_reasonx]

... Vash. [He should argue, but Byakuya's patience is already severely thin. He'll simply have to watch him.]

I will assign you a time and an area to patrol. You'll report in to me at the Patrol Headquarters. Do you have any questions?

[plantbased]

Just one -- will donuts be provided?

[xnoble_reasonx]

... donuts.

[That actually translates to: '... what?', but you know.]

[plantbased]

Donuts. I always do better on a full stomach.

[xnoble_reasonx]

Eat before you arrive.

[plantbased]

[Vash whines a little, but doesn't argue.]

Alright.

[xnoble_reasonx]

[... you're Renji in disguise, aren't you.]

Is that all?

[plantbased]

That's it!

See you at the morning workout! [Wait, morning workout? Wasn't he just talking about donuts?]

[xnoble_reasonx]

... Dismissed.

[What does one say to such a strange person? Nothing. There's just nothing.]