Spring Cleaning #2: Odds and Ends
-Is it wrong for a grown man to frequently wake up with an old Paula Abdul song stuck in his head? Straight up, now tell me, do you really wanna love me forever? Oh. Oh. Oh.
-I occasionally get nostalgic longing for the old Windows 98 defragmenter. The old one with all the little boxes that it shifted around? I long for all those old days of trying to get my parents shitty computer to work and watching the colored boxes go nuts all over the place for a few hours while I watched Cops. Plus, I'm pretty sure I have some form of slight OCD and this new one always leaves open gaps and red lines that, no matter how many times in a row I run it, it can't seem to organize.
-I just got a spam email that said "Lesbian sucking dick!!" Can anyone tell me how or if that's more enticing than a straight girl sucking dick? I mean, watching a lesbian suck a guy's dick is just called watching a straight girl suck a dick, isn't it? Just who probably isn't that good at it. ha ha. That's what I call hot. A lesbian reluctantly sucking a dick sloppily while she inwardly rethinks the steps that brought her life to that point. Awwww yeah, now look at the camera and frown with distaste and regret, tears just starting to well up in the corners of your eyes... Perfect. Aaaaaand I'm spent. Boosh.
-I occasionally get nostalgic longing for the old Windows 98 defragmenter. The old one with all the little boxes that it shifted around? I long for all those old days of trying to get my parents shitty computer to work and watching the colored boxes go nuts all over the place for a few hours while I watched Cops. Plus, I'm pretty sure I have some form of slight OCD and this new one always leaves open gaps and red lines that, no matter how many times in a row I run it, it can't seem to organize.
-I just got a spam email that said "Lesbian sucking dick!!" Can anyone tell me how or if that's more enticing than a straight girl sucking dick? I mean, watching a lesbian suck a guy's dick is just called watching a straight girl suck a dick, isn't it? Just who probably isn't that good at it. ha ha. That's what I call hot. A lesbian reluctantly sucking a dick sloppily while she inwardly rethinks the steps that brought her life to that point. Awwww yeah, now look at the camera and frown with distaste and regret, tears just starting to well up in the corners of your eyes... Perfect. Aaaaaand I'm spent. Boosh.