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Random Middle Aged Man in car next to me: Did you paint that yourself?
Me: Yes.
Random Middle Aged Man in car next to me: Why?
Me: Because my dad gave me the car and told me I could do whatever I wanted to it.
Random Middle Aged Man in car next to me: I love you, are you married?
Me: Haha no.
Random Middle Aged Man in car next to me: Will you marry me?
[I drive away]
creepy.