The endless journey
Canada here we come... Shit i had a whole bunch of things to say while i was waiting. geekspeed is a dick...strike all that...damn you...geekspeed is DICKtating this while i drive. ...sigh... yeah so, we finnally left @ 8am after geekspeed finished his laundry, forgetting the fac tthat we were gonna leave at 2am...we had a fun drive up the 5 to the 198 racing some yucking fuppies in an audi...i love cutting off yuppies...shot the 198 to the 101, pretty fun, lots of curves and twists....drove all the way to frisco and realized that my car charger for my nextel was missing, so i bought a new one -- only to realize later it was stuck in geekspeeds ass this whole time...so i strangled him until he passed out, duct taped him, and through him in the trunk....thatll teach the bastard....drove alllllll the way up the 101...attempted to find the drive through tree, but apperently tree's have visiting hours in the forest and it was past this ones. Got back on the road and realized our cooler had sprung a leak, pulled over to empty it, got rolled by the po-po while stopped, explained to him that we were trying to make it to oregon before "its too late"...and he kinda looked at us and let us pass, little did i kno geekspeed had dumped 10lbs of ice on the side of the road....drove all the way through the redwoods, almost died....stupid stupid deer....70mph + 22hrs of driving + 1 Deer == not a very fun time...swore my fender was gonna clip hom or at least him him with my mirror, but a quick swerve and some all-terrain driving prevailed. Arrived at the camp site to meet geekspeed's friends and decided that a. they need their eagle scout lisceses revoked and b. they is morons....Kept driving to the 126, after 26 hrs of driving, we decided to crash infront of a motel....damn i love geekspeed's radar detector. Went to breakfast at a mom and pop restaraunt (Pop's branding iron)...lots of strange looks at geekspeed with his fucking red hawk...(ed . our server was a mean she-beast)...service was kinda spotty a few of the yocals were actually cool and talked to geekspeed about his head, but most just looked at him and snarled in disgust. 4 more hours till canada...i cant wait to hit a bar and get a pint of stellas...thats all for now, lack of sleep does wonders fro the libito ^H ^H ^H ^H ^H err...brain