IF THEY MATED!!
inspired by Conan, my love.
this little "If They Mated" skits.. I found the goods!
Conan: Paris has also been seen out and about with Andy Roddick. What if these two had a child?
Conan: Whoa! Is that Dobby from Harry Potter?
Conan: Jennifer Aniston has been seen with woodsman wannabe Matthew McConaughey. Let's see what would happen...
Conan: Whoa! Please make it go away.
Conan: Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson met while doing a movie together. What would happen if they had a baby?
Conan: Whoa! That nose is horrifying - something's wrong.
Conan: Chris Klein from the American Pie movies is apparently seeing Ginnifer Goodwin from the show Big Love. Let's find out what would happen...
Conan: Oh! What a forehead - a bullethead!
Conan: Jessica Simpson and John Mayer have been dubbed a couple by the tabloids. Shall we?
Conan: Whoa! The crowd is ripping up their seats to make makeshift torches! Settle down - it gets worse.
Conan: Heather Graham and Scott Speedman have been spotted together. Let's see what would happen...
Conan: Oh! It's a sad David Spade.
(LMFAO!!)
Conan: Guitarist Dave Navarro and porn star Jenna Jameson - never has there been a healthier relationship. Let's take a look...
Conan: What the hell is that? That's the person I sold my soul to!
Conan: Penelope Cruz and Adrian Brody are apparently an item. Let's go ahead and find out what would happen...
Conan: Oh lord! that child looks like...
Conan: ...Steve Perry from Journey!
Conan: OK, just go with us here: if it were possible for Star Jones and Barbara Walters to have a child, what would it look like?
Conan: Whoa big momma!
Conan: The tabloids are reporting that Sheryl Crow and John Stamos have been seeing each other for a while…
Conan: No.. thats not good.
Conan: Matthew Perry is apparently going out with Kristin Davis from Sex and the City. Let’s find out what would happen…
Conan: No!! Looks like Frankenstein finally came out of the closet.
Conan: Denise Richards has left Charlie Sheen and now she’s with Richie Sambora from Bon Jovi. What if these two had a child...
Conan: Whoa! Bet it likes corn.
(lmfao!! no but seriously, can you eat it?)
Conan: Tabloid photographers caught Teri Hatcher making out with Ryan Seacrest. What if they had a child?
Conan: Oh! It's Steven Tyler from Aerosmith on a good day.
Conan: Here's an interesting couple: Denise Richards and John Stamos. Let's see what would happen...
Conan: Whoa! Looks like the killer from The Silence of the Lambs - same mouth.
(its puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again... hahaha)
Conan: Now something imaginative: the woolly mammoths from Ice Age: The Meltdown. What would these two giant beasts produce?
Conan: Yup - Kirstie Alley
Conan: George Clooney has been going out with Teri Hatcher. It's our responsibility to take a look...
Conan: Oh! It's got the Pac-Man gene.
Conan: Leonardo DiCaprio's latest beautiful companion is Sienna Miller. Let's find out what their child would look like...
Conan: Oh! It's like an evil Frankie Muniz - Malcom in the Middle after a deal with the devil.
Conan: Now let's get a little weird: Paris Hilton and her pet monkey. What would happen if you combined wealth with a lower primate?
Conan: Oh, Dubya.
lmfao. ok we'll end it on this note. maybe more, depending on response <3 you KNOW you liked this.
all images and quotes from nbc.com
this little "If They Mated" skits.. I found the goods!
Conan: Paris has also been seen out and about with Andy Roddick. What if these two had a child?
Conan: Whoa! Is that Dobby from Harry Potter?
Conan: Jennifer Aniston has been seen with woodsman wannabe Matthew McConaughey. Let's see what would happen...
Conan: Whoa! Please make it go away.
Conan: Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson met while doing a movie together. What would happen if they had a baby?
Conan: Whoa! That nose is horrifying - something's wrong.
Conan: Chris Klein from the American Pie movies is apparently seeing Ginnifer Goodwin from the show Big Love. Let's find out what would happen...
Conan: Oh! What a forehead - a bullethead!
Conan: Jessica Simpson and John Mayer have been dubbed a couple by the tabloids. Shall we?
Conan: Whoa! The crowd is ripping up their seats to make makeshift torches! Settle down - it gets worse.
Conan: Heather Graham and Scott Speedman have been spotted together. Let's see what would happen...
Conan: Oh! It's a sad David Spade.
(LMFAO!!)
Conan: Guitarist Dave Navarro and porn star Jenna Jameson - never has there been a healthier relationship. Let's take a look...
Conan: What the hell is that? That's the person I sold my soul to!
Conan: Penelope Cruz and Adrian Brody are apparently an item. Let's go ahead and find out what would happen...
Conan: Oh lord! that child looks like...
Conan: ...Steve Perry from Journey!
Conan: OK, just go with us here: if it were possible for Star Jones and Barbara Walters to have a child, what would it look like?
Conan: Whoa big momma!
Conan: The tabloids are reporting that Sheryl Crow and John Stamos have been seeing each other for a while…
Conan: No.. thats not good.
Conan: Matthew Perry is apparently going out with Kristin Davis from Sex and the City. Let’s find out what would happen…
Conan: No!! Looks like Frankenstein finally came out of the closet.
Conan: Denise Richards has left Charlie Sheen and now she’s with Richie Sambora from Bon Jovi. What if these two had a child...
Conan: Whoa! Bet it likes corn.
(lmfao!! no but seriously, can you eat it?)
Conan: Tabloid photographers caught Teri Hatcher making out with Ryan Seacrest. What if they had a child?
Conan: Oh! It's Steven Tyler from Aerosmith on a good day.
Conan: Here's an interesting couple: Denise Richards and John Stamos. Let's see what would happen...
Conan: Whoa! Looks like the killer from The Silence of the Lambs - same mouth.
(its puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again... hahaha)
Conan: Now something imaginative: the woolly mammoths from Ice Age: The Meltdown. What would these two giant beasts produce?
Conan: Yup - Kirstie Alley
Conan: George Clooney has been going out with Teri Hatcher. It's our responsibility to take a look...
Conan: Oh! It's got the Pac-Man gene.
Conan: Leonardo DiCaprio's latest beautiful companion is Sienna Miller. Let's find out what their child would look like...
Conan: Oh! It's like an evil Frankie Muniz - Malcom in the Middle after a deal with the devil.
Conan: Now let's get a little weird: Paris Hilton and her pet monkey. What would happen if you combined wealth with a lower primate?
Conan: Oh, Dubya.
lmfao. ok we'll end it on this note. maybe more, depending on response <3 you KNOW you liked this.
all images and quotes from nbc.com