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hey guys--quick update b4 i log off... <3
well im enjoying an afternoon without homework..and pms is a bitch--which is making me one right now so im VERY irritable *rawr power like the spice girls baby!*
um school is gay, too much homework, and ummm....i think i have a crush...that i really dont want and really shouldnt like...i think yal know who he is too :(
<3 el numero uno:::carrie
p.s. new icon essy made for me a while back <3
p.s.s.
1.) Male: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Female: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore..
2.) Male: Is this seat empty?
Female: Yes, and mine will be if you sit down.
3.) Male: Your place or mine?
Female: Both. You go to yours and I'll go mine.
4.) Male: So, what do you do for a living.
Female: I'm a female impersonator.
5.) Male: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Female: DO NOT ENTER.
6.) Male: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Female: Unfertilized.
7.) Male: Your body's like a temple
Female: Sorry, there are no services today.
8.) Male: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Female: But would you please stay there?
9.) Male: If I saw you naked, I'd die happy.
Female: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing.
well im enjoying an afternoon without homework..and pms is a bitch--which is making me one right now so im VERY irritable *rawr power like the spice girls baby!*
um school is gay, too much homework, and ummm....i think i have a crush...that i really dont want and really shouldnt like...i think yal know who he is too :(
<3 el numero uno:::carrie
p.s. new icon essy made for me a while back <3
p.s.s.
1.) Male: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Female: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore..
2.) Male: Is this seat empty?
Female: Yes, and mine will be if you sit down.
3.) Male: Your place or mine?
Female: Both. You go to yours and I'll go mine.
4.) Male: So, what do you do for a living.
Female: I'm a female impersonator.
5.) Male: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Female: DO NOT ENTER.
6.) Male: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Female: Unfertilized.
7.) Male: Your body's like a temple
Female: Sorry, there are no services today.
8.) Male: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Female: But would you please stay there?
9.) Male: If I saw you naked, I'd die happy.
Female: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing.