funny stuff
Kelly---mmm hmmm...mffff...slurp...lalalalalalalalalalala..mfff..lalala
Jacques - welcome to the wonderful world of unexplainable genital sores
Marko :: sacre bleu! your French (tm) mustache left a rash on my gooch..
Jennifer~~I knew we would meet oneday..but wow.....we didnt waste anytime!! SWEET! hahahaa
Jen-Hey i didn't know i swung this way but i am so glad it was with a hottie like Jennifer...Hot mama!!! Lets do it again.
Laurie - Jen, I'm pregnant!
Ashley - Wow, finally after all these years...i knew you wanted me.
Kristen - Its about damn time you brought your ass to Texas, to see me! lol
Andy - DUTCH OVEN TIME! HAHAHAHA!
Brian- Can ya feel that? lmao...
Thais- Do I snore? LOLOL
Mari~You in my bed again?
John - My prayers have been answered!
Gladys-Good Morning Gringo!!!!!lol
~Olga~ Gladita what r u doing here, How much did I drink?(LMAO)
Jayson - Your husband doesn't know does he? if not, same time, same place tomorrow? :-)
Brian---You're a fag!!!
Cecy: Oh Boy! I need a drink!
Noemi: Damn we got fucked up last night girl!!!! LMAO
Manouschka~ am I in Miami or are you in LA...& bro why is there breast milk all over the damn place?
Josh--How's my favorite Fro doing??? Oh, hi Manouahdfojashfka
Lorie- Yes, someone to cuddle with...hehe
SHAW = FUCK YEA
Kyle= DUDE! LET'S GO RIDE!
Jamie--"And what do u tihnk ur about to do?!"
Jesse- O SHIT DONT TELL CHARLIE LOL
krissy-uhh...lets not say ne thin to dale about this...or ur dad...:-D
val-hey there, uhh... whatsurface, be a doll and make me a sandwich lol
tim- ah that was fun... should i call u a cab
Ace - listen, i gave u $50 already, wat r u still doing here?
Jesse - So tequila really DOES make your ass hurt! Oh hey ehs! what are. . . Wait a minute. . .
April_ ...we probably shouldnt tell mom about this....
Maricel - whew...glad everything worked out ;)
Tommy - Wanna go hit up the Waffle House?
Farhad - soo umm wanna go to giant?
Nadiya- Just like old days eh?
Patrick-I would keep my mouth shut and enjoy the moment.
Crystal: um..........i guess we had lots of beer eh? Was it good? hahah This doesnt make me a groupie does it? lol
Bob- i got some booty, i got some booty!!
Jarod- Were you top or was I top lastnight? I can't remember this gay shit.
Kelly - "Shawn... SHAWN! Tell Jarod to get out of the bed. Shit." :)
Heather - Well... I guess if I am going gay at least it is with a hot girl! lol.
Carla~ Thanks for letting me stay here last night and cry on your shoulder. You are one hell of a friend and I"m very very lucky!
bite me--thank u beautiful it was fun hope u had fun as well
*Precious*~>Thank You :)
>>--Dougie-> breakfast in bed.. how nice..lol
**Cari**quit poking me with that lol
---Annie--- Cari, i told you that we can't do this any more! i'm married!
Lindsey -- It's ok Annie, we don't have to tell your hubbie
Roger- alright....ebebebeb
Whitney- dude.....why the FUCK am i sleeping next to my brother????
Dave- So wait.. why does MY ass hurt?
Jenn-- WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!
Jared-::raises eyebrow:: Hey, How's it going?
Catrina- I'd scream. And then I'd yell "Who the hell are you?"
KatieAnn- What IF?!?!?! I did Saturday morning!
Shawn (say it to my face sucka) GET OUT OF MY BED!!!! *holds up an m-16*
cat-haha...its cold in here.lets fuck to stay warm.buahahaha!
Matt Jim- HOLY SHIT how did this happen???!!! I guess I have to make you breakfast now...
Michael-Matt, you big cuddly teddy bear you. How are we gonna tell Caelie about this?
Rai- Dude. This was going to happen sooner or later.
Stoner Bob - Hope you like waffles, I'm out of milk.... (lol seriously I only have waffles!) ^^
Katye - ah mannn... i didn't think i could get that drunk...
Jacques - welcome to the wonderful world of unexplainable genital sores
Marko :: sacre bleu! your French (tm) mustache left a rash on my gooch..
Jennifer~~I knew we would meet oneday..but wow.....we didnt waste anytime!! SWEET! hahahaa
Jen-Hey i didn't know i swung this way but i am so glad it was with a hottie like Jennifer...Hot mama!!! Lets do it again.
Laurie - Jen, I'm pregnant!
Ashley - Wow, finally after all these years...i knew you wanted me.
Kristen - Its about damn time you brought your ass to Texas, to see me! lol
Andy - DUTCH OVEN TIME! HAHAHAHA!
Brian- Can ya feel that? lmao...
Thais- Do I snore? LOLOL
Mari~You in my bed again?
John - My prayers have been answered!
Gladys-Good Morning Gringo!!!!!lol
~Olga~ Gladita what r u doing here, How much did I drink?(LMAO)
Jayson - Your husband doesn't know does he? if not, same time, same place tomorrow? :-)
Brian---You're a fag!!!
Cecy: Oh Boy! I need a drink!
Noemi: Damn we got fucked up last night girl!!!! LMAO
Manouschka~ am I in Miami or are you in LA...& bro why is there breast milk all over the damn place?
Josh--How's my favorite Fro doing??? Oh, hi Manouahdfojashfka
Lorie- Yes, someone to cuddle with...hehe
SHAW = FUCK YEA
Kyle= DUDE! LET'S GO RIDE!
Jamie--"And what do u tihnk ur about to do?!"
Jesse- O SHIT DONT TELL CHARLIE LOL
krissy-uhh...lets not say ne thin to dale about this...or ur dad...:-D
val-hey there, uhh... whatsurface, be a doll and make me a sandwich lol
tim- ah that was fun... should i call u a cab
Ace - listen, i gave u $50 already, wat r u still doing here?
Jesse - So tequila really DOES make your ass hurt! Oh hey ehs! what are. . . Wait a minute. . .
April_ ...we probably shouldnt tell mom about this....
Maricel - whew...glad everything worked out ;)
Tommy - Wanna go hit up the Waffle House?
Farhad - soo umm wanna go to giant?
Nadiya- Just like old days eh?
Patrick-I would keep my mouth shut and enjoy the moment.
Crystal: um..........i guess we had lots of beer eh? Was it good? hahah This doesnt make me a groupie does it? lol
Bob- i got some booty, i got some booty!!
Jarod- Were you top or was I top lastnight? I can't remember this gay shit.
Kelly - "Shawn... SHAWN! Tell Jarod to get out of the bed. Shit." :)
Heather - Well... I guess if I am going gay at least it is with a hot girl! lol.
Carla~ Thanks for letting me stay here last night and cry on your shoulder. You are one hell of a friend and I"m very very lucky!
bite me--thank u beautiful it was fun hope u had fun as well
*Precious*~>Thank You :)
>>--Dougie-> breakfast in bed.. how nice..lol
**Cari**quit poking me with that lol
---Annie--- Cari, i told you that we can't do this any more! i'm married!
Lindsey -- It's ok Annie, we don't have to tell your hubbie
Roger- alright....ebebebeb
Whitney- dude.....why the FUCK am i sleeping next to my brother????
Dave- So wait.. why does MY ass hurt?
Jenn-- WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!
Jared-::raises eyebrow:: Hey, How's it going?
Catrina- I'd scream. And then I'd yell "Who the hell are you?"
KatieAnn- What IF?!?!?! I did Saturday morning!
Shawn (say it to my face sucka) GET OUT OF MY BED!!!! *holds up an m-16*
cat-haha...its cold in here.lets fuck to stay warm.buahahaha!
Matt Jim- HOLY SHIT how did this happen???!!! I guess I have to make you breakfast now...
Michael-Matt, you big cuddly teddy bear you. How are we gonna tell Caelie about this?
Rai- Dude. This was going to happen sooner or later.
Stoner Bob - Hope you like waffles, I'm out of milk.... (lol seriously I only have waffles!) ^^
Katye - ah mannn... i didn't think i could get that drunk...