Feeling a bit poetic.
Christmas is the worst time of the year,
maybe itd be better if i saw a reindeer.
All the garland hanging on the christmas tree,
Somebody take it and strangle me.
Here comes Santa on his sled,
Makes me wants to kick him in the head.
Giving presents, Taking presents, gifts under the tree,
Why doesn't anyone give presents to me?
All the cookies people bake,
This stupid shit gives me a bellyache.
Stockings hanging by the fireplace,
Theres my dolly! whoops, I ripped off her face.
Eating turkey, ham, and chicken under the lights,
Whatever happened to animal rights!
Wrapping paper and shiny bows,
Rudolph and his stupid red nose.
On Christmas everyone wants it to snow,
They just want to make a snowman to dress it like a hoe.
Santa Claus is such a bitch,
He only gives good presents to the kids that are rich.
I want christmas to disappear,
Oh yeah, and have a happy new year.
-Yours Truly
maybe itd be better if i saw a reindeer.
All the garland hanging on the christmas tree,
Somebody take it and strangle me.
Here comes Santa on his sled,
Makes me wants to kick him in the head.
Giving presents, Taking presents, gifts under the tree,
Why doesn't anyone give presents to me?
All the cookies people bake,
This stupid shit gives me a bellyache.
Stockings hanging by the fireplace,
Theres my dolly! whoops, I ripped off her face.
Eating turkey, ham, and chicken under the lights,
Whatever happened to animal rights!
Wrapping paper and shiny bows,
Rudolph and his stupid red nose.
On Christmas everyone wants it to snow,
They just want to make a snowman to dress it like a hoe.
Santa Claus is such a bitch,
He only gives good presents to the kids that are rich.
I want christmas to disappear,
Oh yeah, and have a happy new year.
-Yours Truly