Don't lie.
I know you all want to know what Chris Hansen looks like when he's drunk. At first I was like D: but then I lol'd. What can I say? I still ♥ him.
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I love how the people on Morning Joe still have to physically hold up the newspapers to show the headlines. I know that show is a total joke, but you'd think they'd have some basic graphics they could use.
My thought process when I wake up for school is usually thus: "Should I curl my hair today? ... I need more cereal. ... Lol, Joe Scarborough. ..."
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Who else is watching Gym Teacher: The Movie tonight on Nickelodeon, starring Christopher Meloni and Amy Sedaris and directed by Paul Dinello, because they're hoping they'll throw in a couple Strangers with Candy jokes?
I know I'm not alone.