No more frogs in pockets

Jun 11, 2008 19:45

Jon and Elmo are always cute together, even if the segment sucked and was only funny because you could see half the water wasn't making it into Jon's mouth.

Ok: I hate how tea-drinkers constantly get labeled as elitists. I started drinking tea in 6th grade and I continue to do so because I like the taste (I'm weird). I'm not trying to be British, or mature, or whateverthefuck Tim was going for; I just enjoy tea.

And no, I haven't spent an unhealthy amount of time worrying about this.

I miss the soundboard on Craig Ferguson. You know, the one that would inevitably prompt flirting with the audience? Yeah.

Oh, and so Jeff Corwin was on Conan last night, right? I don't watch Conan, but I wouldn't miss a Jeff Corwin interview, so I flipped over from Craig early. I had two immediate impressions: the first was, "Whoa, nice budget," and the second was, "His accent isn't doing anything for me."

Is Conan pretending to not get Jeff's humor, or do they really just have weird chemistry?

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So, last night I tuned into AC360 (GODDAMNIT I FORGOT TO WATCH 30 DAYS) and I hear Anderson's out taping for more Planet in Peril stuff, so I have my first squee in weeks.

Just now, I looked it up online, and quoting the official site: This year, the worldwide investigation continues weekly on Anderson Cooper 360, culminating in a new special program in the fall, "Planet in Peril: Battle Lines," hosted by CNN's Anderson Cooper, chief medical correspondent Dr. Sanjay Gupta and National Geographic host and "The Oprah Winfrey Show" correspondent Lisa Ling.

THEY DROPPED JEFF FOR SOME STUPID CHICK FROM OPRAH?! /sexism

I--I--But I want this!


There will be no more flirting! Look at my icon! LOOOOOK AT IIIIIT.

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This snippet from this article makes me want to hug Brian Williams so bad, and I'm not sure that's the appropriate reaction.

NBC Nightly News anchor Brian Williams pleaded with graduates at Ohio State University in Columbus to repair America during a commencement speech.

"I come here today with a request for the Class of '08: We need you to fix the country--and I'm sorry to ask this of you," Williams said Sunday, suggesting the U.S. is broken. "And I'm deadly serious and we really do. I am 49 and on behalf of my generation, I'm so sorry..."

The article goes on to make me feel bad for wanting to get into journalism and for typing this right now.

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My mom's gone again for the night. What the fuck? I wait literally all day for somebody to get home, and she doesn't stay for a half hour, let alone spend any of that time in the same room with me.

Sure, I saw my grandma for a little bit today, but I get so fucking lonely.

mom, jeff corwin, slash, the daily show, anderson cooper, planet in peril, brian williams, quotes, the colbert report, conan o'brien, depressed

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