Has anyone seen the 1995 movie The Grotesque (aka Gentlemen Don't Eat Poets, aka Grave Indiscretion)?
It looks absolutely awful in the best way, and I want to know if anyone can confirm my suspicions.
The only clip I can find on YouTube is what appears to be a dubbed trailer in which Sting kisses another man at 0:17. If I weren't at school, I would have torrented this mess already.
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I may or may not have made this face:
Also: Holy shit, Sting does look a lot like Hugo Weaving these days. It's that damn doormat strapped to his face.