Kisa's.
Okay, Im' incredibly amused now. So the scenario would essentially play out like this I think:
Kisa: "EEK! Axe Murderer!"
Taryn: *plays dead*
Alexi: *Plays dead*
Kallista: *Whips out a bazooka and blows Axe Murderer to smitherines!*
What wimpy parents I have :D Still yes, this one too is pretty accurate o_o I have an INDOMITABLE WILL!. n.n