Leonardo appears on televisions all over the world, looking fairly exhausted and sitting behind a desk in what looks like one of his "royal" offices. "Hitler's dead, again. Your king and Queen Zenith took care of it. You'll have more information and photos soon, but Queen Zenith will be fine. Now back to your regularly scheduled programming."
A little girl is playing with a ball in front of her suburban house, then a man in tattered rags begins walking toward her. She runs into the house yelling, "Mommy mommy! There's a strange man outside!"
The mother, a typical 1950s housewife, laughs and waves the man off through the kitchen window. "Don't worry dear, that's just a Human! All we have to do is press the M button located at the bottom of every telephone!" The camera switches to the phone and zooms into the red button with the black M before the mother presses it.
Suddenly, the camera goes outside, and a black car pulls up. Four dupes in black suits roll up and pull the man inside, then they drive away with the sound of the man being beaten up.
"See, Sally? Human Control is always looking out for us!"
"Wow, Mommy, I love Human Control!"
It cuts to a graphic of dupes with their arms crossed in front of the Earth flag (The American flag with an Earth where the stars should be), then white words appear: "Human Control, just dial M."
The battle of Dinosaurs vs. Tanks & Jets was incredibly fierce in Germany, the secret Nazi army came out to support the country and take over the government, but even this wasn't enough to overcome the climatic Moon Laser. The Nazis were driven underground with the rest of the Human race, and later on, one Zoe McMillan was made the high queen of Europe. What did Leonardo tell her when he gave her the Continent? 'Is this more impressive than trying to save you from a falling sign?'
Now, Leonardo has just arrived at Heidelberg Castle, a ruin that was completely refurbished to be a modern castle with all the futuristic post apocalyptic comforts of home. He walks to one of Zenith's incredibly large rooms, escorted by two Raptor Guards, and one of them opens the door for him as he walks in. "Zenith?" he asks, looking to see if she's around.
As he walks in, there's the sound of masculine laughter, and someone speaking in German, then Zenith giggling. "I have no idea what you're saying--" Then she hears the door open, and shushes the man immediately, climbing up from where they'd flopped on the bed, and doing up the front few buttons on her overdress, which was as far as they'd gotten. Always with a costuming flare in her normal clothes, Zenith is wearing an overdress that frames her neck with a high collar, dips low to show cleavage, and then is open from just under her breasts down, showing a triangle of skin above her underskirt. "Leo!" she says, coming immediately to kiss him. Her earlier entertainment can show himself out.
Leonardo, who's wearing a completely white long sleeved denim shirt with a black line down the middle, matching white jeans, and white boots with metallic soles on the bottom, grabs her around the waist. His ankle length white cape flows back as he passionately kisses her on the lips, the sword worn on his left side with a white scabbard and golden designs being pushed out of the way. "Hello beautiful, it's been a while, I've been busy with Nimrod business." he says when he breaks the kiss, then eyes the guy and has one of the raptors see him out.
Zenith simpers, a little nauseatingly. "I've missed you." Then she eases out of the act, and into more normal behavior. She runs fingertips along his cape. "What brings you out here, then. I've been being good!"
"Not too good." Leonardo corrects as he points back at the guy, who's then guided down the stairs by the raptor. He offers her a warm smile, gently caressing her cheek. "I heard rumors that the nazis have a new project, I came to nip it in the butt before it becomes a huge issue, and I was wondering if you wanted to help me. We can of course celebrate later tonight when it's over."
Zenith smirks. "Too good is boring. Besides, you know the kind of people Emma takes to her bed when you're not there." Catty much? She puts her hand over his and moves it so she can kiss the palm. "Just tell me who you want imploded."
"The only women I take to my bed are my queens, how much I care about who they take to theirs directly correlates to how long /I'm/ in theirs." Leonardo says as he gently releases her and walks into her room. "Come to America more often. But anyway, I'm not sure who we're going after exactly, but they're underground and are planning to come to the surface. Get dressed so we can go."
Getting dressed to go out involves switching to an overdress that shows less stomach, and pulling on her knee-high boots. "Can I? I've been wanting to get back to somewhere I actually speak the language forever, but I thought you wanted me here." She comes back to drape her arms over his shoulders again.
"You can, do you know how much of a pain in the ass it is to come all the way to Europe just to spend the night with my favorite Queen?" Leonardo lifts her up when she drapes her arms around his shoulders, carrying her down the hall. "You have people to do all the work for you, you can do what ever you want. This continent was my gift to you because I wanted you, not /less/ time with you."
Zenith squeaks with surprise at being lifted, and helps him by lightening her weight so he doesn't hurt his back. "Favorite," she murmurs quietly, clearly very pleased. "Well, then. And I'd wanted to perform in America a lot too. They like my style of dancing better than they seem to here." She pouts. "Though they all clap very politely."
"They better, my laser has incredibly good aim. There's always room for you in America, you can have another TV show if you want." Leonardo mentally opens one of the metallic door to the castle, the raptors following behind them. Then there's a large Terradactyl standing in the grass outside with a large Airplane-like structure on top of it and stairs leading to the door. "Let's go, ladies first."
Not one to miss a chance to show off, Zenith ignores the stairs, and floats up directly, hand extended to Leo to take him with her if he wishes. She seems a little ill-at-ease with the large animal in general, but solves that by pretending it's just a bigger airplane. "I like live audiences. It's more intimate. Different than just a camera."
Leonardo allows her to take him up with her, taking her hand and floating into the plane. The raptors walk up the stairs with them and into what basically looks like the interior of a private jet. "It's amazing the kind of scientific innovations you can make from simply watching the Flintstones."
Zenith laughs. Leo may be quite familiar with it, as it is her 'I'm not quite sure what to say' laugh. Rather than sit down immediately, she looks around for something to drink. "So what's your plan?"
"Go into the bunkers, destroy things, gets them to come out. Hey, are you in the mile high club yet?" Leonardo asks as the Terradactyl has already lifted off, flying over the ocean. It's a surprisingly smooth ride, but soon there appears to be unexpected turbulence.
Zenith sips the drink she's gotten herself, and crosses her legs, sensually. "Not on a dinosaur," she says, smirking. She is jostled with the first of the turbulence, and then makes herself weightless to spare her drink. "I can help with the destroying, right?"
"Of course you can, now, how about we fix that dinosaur thing..." Leonardo begins walking over to her, reaching down to pull his shirt up before there's a sudden loud /crunch/, then the terradactyl starts to dip downward as blood splatters all over the windows. "What the hell is going on?!" he yells, reaching over to her since she /is/ the one with the gravity powers.
Zenith shrieks, and reaches for Leo too, clinging to him even as she pulls him into her weightless influence. "I can't do anything about cabin pressure if we're too far up," she says, fear clear in her voice.
"Just hold on tight, there's lots of large and metallic things up ahead, let's hope it's an island. I just have to hold this thing together..." Leonardo holds her tightly, the metal around them groaning as he both tries to hold it together and move it in the right direction, then suddenly, /wham/. The terradactyl grinds against the dirt on the island, knocking down trees until they finally come to a slow stop. The metal is gently pushed away, heavily weakened by the crash, and Leonardo is completely winded and leaning against her. "Sorry, that took a lot out of me, I need a few minutes..."
Zenith sits them both down on the floor of the broken plane. More of a controlled fall, really. She'd been doing her best with her powers too. "What happened?" she asks weakly after a moment, and then raises her head from where she'd been letting it lean against him. "Is whoever did that coming--?"
Leonardo strokes her cheek to comfort her, looking forward with the walls completely blown away, and sees that the Terradactyl's head is completely missing. The island isn't very dense, there are a few trees but they're fairly far apart from each other. "I feel lots of metal, feels like guns, but I don't know what did /that/. Don't worry Zoe, I wont let anything happen to you."
Zenith pulls her head down at the mention of guns, a little soothed by his words, but not entirely. "I'm not good with bullets!" she protests. "Dammit. Who even has the power to do that?"
"I'll handle the guns, you handle crushing their stomachs. We have to use our powers carefully because that crash took a lot out of us." Leonardo begins to stand, trying to help her up. Then, off in the distance, men in classic green nazi uniforms with machine guns are approaching in the clean path made by the crash. "Der weise behaarte Teufel und seine Frau! Totung fur unseren Fuhrer, lassen sie nicht entgehen!" one of them yells to the others as they begin running now.
Zenith swallows another cry, and pulls herself together, starting to concentrate. "Can't get all of those--" she warns.
"Just do what you can, I have an idea!" Leonardo begins running toward the men, then suddenly sends hundreds of little pieces of debris toward the men. They begin shooting, but some of them get stabbed in the head or are distracted with shielding themselves, then Leo starts crushing gun barrels, not wanting to waste too much power on yanking the guns away. "Make sure you stay directly behind me!"
One of the men yell again, "Rufen Sie den Fuhrer zusammen!"
Zenith takes a moment to find her stride on weak legs, but then she sticks close to Leonardo, keeping behind him. First one man drops after an apparent explosion of blood spray from his chest, and then another. A third does not follow just yet, and Zenith looks a little white from the effort.
Some of the men try to fire, guns explode, then Leo suddenly draws his sword when he gets up close and beheads the remaining men. There were only a few, but finally they appear to be safe. "I'm getting exhausted, hopefully that was all of them..."
Then, suddenly, there's a booming voice with a German accent, and incredibly slow, hard, stomping. "You haff killed meine men, but you see, the Germans have always been ahead of you Americans in science, and I perfected the Dinosaur cloning decades before you!" Then, trees are pushed away, and there's a gigantic Tyrannosaurus Rex with a large green nazi uniform and a giant machine gun standing in front of them. "I, Adolf Hitler, have returned from my frozen slumber to reclaim my throne, as T-Reich!"
Zenith stays very firmly behind Leonardo. "Jesus," she whispers. What else can one really say?
"We have to get that gun away... please tell me your powers are still working." Leonardo backs up, keeping his focus planted firmly on the gun. He looks back to her and whispers, "Back up is coming, but it'll be a while, we have to run... now!" He runs around, reaching for her hand, then starts running through the trees.
T-Reich starts running after them, knocking down trees and firing gigantic bullets that blow chunks of dirt from the ground. "You cannot stand and fight? You took over the world, great Mutant King, did you truly think you were the Master Race?! No! The German Human mind in a dinosaur body, we will be the Master Race!"
One of the dinosaur's arms explodes at the wrist, and then Zenith can hardly stand. She runs, but it's certainly not at all graceful.
T-Reich drops the gun and roars in pain, then Leonardo looks at the sword in his right hand. "Zoe, if we combine our powers, I can try to slice him with my sword, pushing it forward with my power, and you can make the sword heavier... we can try to take his head off."
Meanwhile, T-Reich is still yelling and starting to throw trees now. "My perfect dinosaur body cannot be stopped with simple tricks, my strength is unlimited, I am the Fuhrer, I do not need a gun to crush you!"
Zenith pants, finding it hard to draw in a enough air. "I can't run after that if I do it," she warns. "I'll collapse. But I can."
"You can do this Zoe, I believe in you, I'll put everything I have into this." Leonardo takes his bastard sword and holds it in both hands, his cape blowing back as T-Reich approaches. "You as well as anyone knows how much I love Emma, but there are parts of me that also feel for you in some way. Emma will always be my wife, my love, my Queen, but you're my Zoe."
T'Reich lifts up a tree, getting ready to slam it down on to him. "You have time for love, but you forget the power of the Fuhrer which stands in front of you! You will regret not simply saying goodbye while you could!" The Fuhrer slams the tree trunk down, but Leo quickly strafes to the right and suddenly leaps toward the nazi's neck.
"You can be the King of Humans, you can be the Fuhrer, you can be anything you want, but I'm the Mutant King, this is one of my Queens, and I will not let you kill her! Do it now, Zoe!" he calls out to her as he holds his sword back, ready to slice in the middle of his ascension.
Zenith closes her eyes, and crouches down, putting her arms over her head. Once she's drained, that will help protect her from anything else...somehow. She throws every ounce of power she has behind Leo's weapon, leaving only enough to stay conscious, if barely.
Snicker-snack! Off comes the Dino-Fuhrer's head.
Leonardo lands behind T-Reich, the head of Hitler falling to the ground, then the body falling hard to the left. Leo sticks his sword into the ground, falling to one knee from straining all of his power into the slice. "We did it, Zoe, I told you we could do it..."
"Leo?" Zenith takes her arms away from her head, and looks up, bleary-eyed. "Thank God." She reaches out for him, but doesn't try to stand.
Leonardo slowly walks over to her, limping and using his sword as a walking stick with both hands. When he finally makes it over to her, he drops his sword and then drops to both knees, wrapping his arms around her. "I wont let anything hurt you, I will never put you into this kind of danger again..."
"You couldn't have known--" Zenith says, very vaguely. "I don't want to give up being your queen--" She lets her head sink onto his shoulder. "Someone's coming to take us home, right?"
"Yes, Zoe, they'll be here soon." Leonardo gently strokes her head as the calls of Terradactyles are heard approaching in the distance. "Those are royal Terradactyles, it's for us. See? You'll be alright, I'll stay with you until you feel better, then we can go back to America for a while."
Zoe and Leo fight Nazis!