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To - Drgrey@x-school.edu
From - Cvilleneuve@x-school.edu
Heya Doctor Grey! (Or like now the world is doomed can I start calling you Doc or maybe just Jean? I mean like I /totally/ don't wanna stay all formal with people if I'm gonna die before I hit 18.)
So like I have some questions about this whole world ending thing which I wanted to run by you.
Because there's a whole lot of things which I'd really rather know but don't seem to be easy to find out.
For a start I was wondering if/when the school's gonna announce one of the following;
1. Forge has finished a space ship to evacuate the school/former students/friends/pets etc
2. Forge has finished a giant death ray to blow up the rock and we can throw a party to celebrate.
3. The Professor has paid for a nice underground bunker we're all moving into.
4. The mansion is perfectly asteroid proof and we'll all be fine staying here.
I figure that about covers the most likely things which'll happen (and like why're you even keeping it a secret. Don't yah trust us?) But if you /don't/ have someone working on a plan to save us all I have some other even more important questions!
1. Can I get a major league raise on my allowance for panic buying candy? And/or buying up peoples houses/land on the cheap so when the world is saved I'll be rich (I'll cut you in for 30% of the profits too).
2. Exactly how long before the world is about to end should we wait before descending into chaotic binges of sex, drugs and rock 'n roll? Would it be a faux pau to start in January?
3. Is it even /really/ going to hit us? 'Coz like if you promise we'll be fine then I'll stop worrying now. (Because like honestly what do normal science people know, they can't even explain a little thing like telekinesis properly!)
But anyway if some of the replies are secrets you can totally trust me with the truth. I'll even promise not to tell when you're around so you can be certian I'm not lying.
Much love, from Cassy.
From - Cvilleneuve@x-school.edu
Heya Doctor Grey! (Or like now the world is doomed can I start calling you Doc or maybe just Jean? I mean like I /totally/ don't wanna stay all formal with people if I'm gonna die before I hit 18.)
So like I have some questions about this whole world ending thing which I wanted to run by you.
Because there's a whole lot of things which I'd really rather know but don't seem to be easy to find out.
For a start I was wondering if/when the school's gonna announce one of the following;
1. Forge has finished a space ship to evacuate the school/former students/friends/pets etc
2. Forge has finished a giant death ray to blow up the rock and we can throw a party to celebrate.
3. The Professor has paid for a nice underground bunker we're all moving into.
4. The mansion is perfectly asteroid proof and we'll all be fine staying here.
I figure that about covers the most likely things which'll happen (and like why're you even keeping it a secret. Don't yah trust us?) But if you /don't/ have someone working on a plan to save us all I have some other even more important questions!
1. Can I get a major league raise on my allowance for panic buying candy? And/or buying up peoples houses/land on the cheap so when the world is saved I'll be rich (I'll cut you in for 30% of the profits too).
2. Exactly how long before the world is about to end should we wait before descending into chaotic binges of sex, drugs and rock 'n roll? Would it be a faux pau to start in January?
3. Is it even /really/ going to hit us? 'Coz like if you promise we'll be fine then I'll stop worrying now. (Because like honestly what do normal science people know, they can't even explain a little thing like telekinesis properly!)
But anyway if some of the replies are secrets you can totally trust me with the truth. I'll even promise not to tell when you're around so you can be certian I'm not lying.
Much love, from Cassy.