Hot enough? YES, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SHUT UP
It was gross outside today. I was in RI doing some shopping and I fell asleep in the car and OH MY GOD. My face was sticky, my fingers were stuck together, it was messy and gross. So we cranked up the A/C and went to Delias where i got some kick ass shyytt. S-H-Y-Y-T-T.
So get this. Im in the candy store pickin' out some, big shocker, candy. I see this girl buying candy and this guy walks up to her and whispers something to her and she goes, "Oh, no thanks, I'm buying this for a friend, its her birthday gift."
HE TRIED TO PICK HER UP IN A CANDY STORE.
AND GOT REJECTED
IN A CANDY STORE!!!
I could not believe it. I was amazed, stunned, happy, sad, all at the same time. It was almost too perfect of an awkward moment.
P.S.
RIP Peter Jennings*
So get this. Im in the candy store pickin' out some, big shocker, candy. I see this girl buying candy and this guy walks up to her and whispers something to her and she goes, "Oh, no thanks, I'm buying this for a friend, its her birthday gift."
HE TRIED TO PICK HER UP IN A CANDY STORE.
AND GOT REJECTED
IN A CANDY STORE!!!
I could not believe it. I was amazed, stunned, happy, sad, all at the same time. It was almost too perfect of an awkward moment.
P.S.
RIP Peter Jennings*