*sigh* Why do memes always prophesize my death?

Sep 17, 2006 15:25

1. Put your music player on shuffle. ...I'm using Yahoo! Music because iPods are Satan.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn't make sense. NO CHEATING!
4. Tag 10 people to play this game too.   I'm going to tag
brownsaucesambo and anyone else that wants this meme. It's pretty hilarious!

1. Will you get far in life?
This Love - Maroon 5 (That doesn't really answer the question, so I'll do it instead. VERY FAR. Like, Jupiter far.)

2. How do your friends see you?
Dirty Little Secret - The All-American Rejects (So like, no one knows about me? Haha... I'm like Bloo. Or something.)

3. Will you get married?
Carbon Monoxide - Regina Spektor (So apparently I will kill myself before that can happen. Cheery.)

4. What is your best friend's theme song?
La Vie Boheme - RENT Original Cast (Oh, man. That's GREAT. "Uta! To Buddha! Pablo Neruda, too!)

5. What is the story of your life?
Simply Because - Rooney (Ahhh, so true. "I could never really love you simply because of the trust"? CHA.)

6. What was high school like? (That really should be "is".)
Oh, What A Beautiful Morning - Hugh Jackman from Oklahoma! (HAHAHAHAHAHA. OMG.)

7. How can you get ahead in life?
These Things - She Wants Revenge (I don't even know where to start with that one...)

8. What is the best thing about your friends?
The Only Difference Between Martyrdom And Suicide Is Press Coverage - Panic! At the Disco (I love my liberal hippie friends!)

9. What is today going to be like?
Video Killed The Radio Star - The Buggles (DUDUDUDUDUDE. I mean, what?)

10. What is in store this weekend?
A Sentimental Man - Joel Grey from Wicked: The Musical (UHHH...)

11. What song describes you?
I Predict A Riot - The Kaiser Chiefs (I really wish that had been the answer for the above question, but it describes me as well.)

12. What song describes your grandparents?
C'est La Vie - Vanessa Carlton (AHAHAHAHA!! If there was ever a song that did NOT describe my grandparents...)

13. How is your life going now?
Take Me Out - Franz Ferdinand (Huh... either shoot me or sex me... that sounds accurate.)

14. What song would they play at your funeral?
Music of the Night - Gerard Butler (wait... this is a seducing song... NO ONE IS SEDUCING ANYONE AT MY FUNERAL UNLESS IT IS MY VAMPIRE/GHOST/ZOMBIE SELF.)

15. How does the world see you?
Miniature Disasters - KT Tunstall (oh wow...)

16. Will you have a happy life?
Jenny Was A Friend of Mine - The Killers (so, yeah... I'm getting murdered/raped? That's a no.)

17. What do your friends really think of you?
I'm Waiting - The All-American Rejects (oh, boy... they hate me. "When you talk, it's just a joke"? AWW.)

18. Do people secretly lust after you?
Sorry - Maria Mena (That, my friends, is a big, honkin' YES. People lust after me, to stalkerish, soap opera-worthy extents. Especially exes. And Swedish girls.)

19. How can I make myself happy?
Stay Away - Rooney (Right, so I should get a guy to act the fool over me and try to seduce me. That's true in a very creepy way. Oh, Robert. Such a pervy freak. YES, EMILY. I SAID IT. I am jailbait for no man. NOT EVEN MR. I-AM-THE-LEAD-OF-A-BAND-AND-HAVE-STARRED-IN-A-BLOCKBUSTER.)

20. What should I do with my life?
40' - Franz Ferdinand (So, wait... what? I should... look over a cliff for the rest of my life?)

21. Will you ever have children?
Dance, Dance - Fall Out Boy (Is that a yes? Umm... perhaps not.)
Also, my dear flist, come this Saturday, I will be gone for about three weeks and I'm not too sure whether I'll have the internets.  Feel free to harass
brownsaucesambo in my absence, especially regarding the layout for "Ask A Marauder".

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