Tristan "the mormon" Lowry

Nov 02, 2005 22:51

...is my homie.
this young man has been thru some shit
and when i say shit i mean the kind of shit you get after eat cream of esparagus soup and drinking tons of PBR.
firs he [TJ] is forced to move to Utah and make his mormon pilgrimage.
then he comes back and is nearly forced back to move.
then he gets a car.
then he car breaks down.
car gets fixed.
license gets taken away.
his mom wants to do me.
car breaks down the day he gets his license back.
car gets fixed again.
Brian steals his car and ruins the engine.
car is broken for life....or so we thought.
car gets fixed.
cars breaks fuck up.
breaks fix themselves.
car runs out of gas and i rescue him.
car breaks for life and Brian pays TJ the money hes owed him for ever so long.
Brian will be taken to court and/or get his ass kicked for hurting skeletor's car.
....many times.















FLY you silly sumbitch!

holluh.
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