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Dec 18, 2007 16:53


so i really really hate work
and ive decided to just list everything that i hate about it
maybe people will read this list and be like
oh! now i know not to do that when i go to chick fil a anymore
cause i know how annoying it is

so, in no order here it goes

if you are ordering a combo then dont get offended when i ask you for your drink cause they all freaking come with it
dont order double breaded nuggets, cause you basically get no chicken, all breading and they are really annoying to make
dont order well done fries, it a pain in the ass to put them back down in the fryer by themselves
dont order fries with no salt and then ask for salt packets when you get to the window, we all know you just wanted hot fries but its annoying as hell
dont order 7 milkshakes in drivethru and expect them to be done when you get to the window
we arent mcdonalds! we dont have happy meals or chicken mcnuggets
no i cant freaking substitute your fries for anything but a fruit cup so dont get pissed when its not the exact price of a freaking combo
yes, it costs extra to make your drink a milkshake, get over it!
yes lemonade is .15 extra. if you had to hand squeeze all those lemons you wouldnt be complaining
if i ask you a simple question with two choices such as sweetened or unsweetened, 8 nuggets or twelve, dont answer yes! thats not the answer
and dont tell me you want a freaking soda, what kind do you want!
dont order an 8 pack number 5 and then ask me how many nuggets come with it
yes, we only have waffle fries. we dont have regular fries or curly fries
dont get pissed when you come to pick up your party tray an hour late and its not ready right away. its your own damn fault
dont drive away when i am in the middle of my line. i say it to everyone, and i take an order in 30 seconds thats alot of lines for me to say so just let me say it!
do not just start talking to me when you pull up, let me  give my greeting for gods sake
do not talk on the phone while i am taking your order
do not pull up far enough away from the window that i am leaning out the window with my feet off the ground and basically throwing the food into your car
dont pull around to the window and say you asked for no ice, no you didnt just suck it up
dont get a no pickle sandwhich and then ask for a side of pickles, or get a side of pickles with nuggets or fries, we all know you just want the pickles
dont tell me that I forgot YOUR sauce when you never asked for any or that I forgot YOUR drink when you were the one that pulled away because you were impatient
if i am outside standing in the freezing cold taking orders all day i dont need you to ask me why, just let me finish so i can go inside
"Hi, welcome to chick fil a, my name is meghan how may i help you" :hello meghan, id like..." NO! you wouldnt. i dont know you! stop talking to me like we are bifferz. 
hello pedofiles of the world, do not hold onto that bag for too long, and just give me the money! dont hold it in your hand for 10 minutes so you are trying to hold my hand, its gross. stop it!
and just because i laugh at your corny jokes doesnt mean that i like you. stop molesting me with your eyes! and dont worry. we all talk about you the second you drive away and how creepy you were 
dont sit in that booth that has the perfect view of the front counter but i cant really see you just so you can watch us all. its creepy, stop!
and dont listen in on our conversations. we are working, our lives are boring. we'd like to talk to each other without you listening thank you very much
the salads and wraps are pre made. no we cant make you one without cheese or tomatoes unless you feel like waiting 10 minutes so dont get pissy
we dont hit the ice cream machine with hammers, so its not our fault when it breaks so dont act  like i tried to ruin your life so you cant have a milkshake. go somewhere else!
dont give me that pissy look when i give you too much ketchup, you know you would ask for more if i didnt give you enough. 
dont think your cool when you come up to talk to us, we are bored and that is the only reason why we talk to you

theres more but that made me feel sooooo much better =]

oh yeah and now im failing euro and the semester is almost over. YAY
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