Brendon and Spencer's Evening Out With Yo' Mama {Drabble}
Title: Brendon and Spencer’s Evening Out With Yo’ Mama (Drabble)
Pairing: Brendon/OFC
Rating: PG
Credit: You know who for BETAing.
Riv for supplying your Yo Mama jokes
Fall Out Boy for the partial use of their title.
Author: Me! (xmexandxyoux)
Disclaimer: I don’t think this ever happened.
"Yo’ Mama’s so fat that when she stepped on a rainbow, it made Skittles!" Brendon intoned.
"Yo’ Mama’s so skinny that she could hula-hoop with a Cheerio!" Spencer countered.
"Yeah, well, yo’ Mama’s so-"
"STOP IT!" Maia blustered. "I agreed to go on the tour with you guys because I wanted to and because I love you, but if you keep up with that constant ‘Yo’ Mama’ crap, I will have to kill you." Maia stated; she wasn’t kidding and Brendon and Spencer knew it. "Slowly and painfully." Maia specified. Spencer shuddered a bit, imperceptibly.
"You love me more, right?" Brendon cajoled. Brendon knew what her answer was, he just liked hearing her say it. Maia’s attempt at sternness failed and her face softened.
"I’m dating an idiot." She surmised. She shook her head, bemused, but grabbed Brendon’s shirt and he instinctively bent down so his 6"2 frame could reach hers. Maia is relishing Brendon’s pillow lips when a voice near them interrupts her euphoria.
"Yo’ Mama’s so fat that when she walked past the T.V., I missed three infomercial!" Spencer chortled. Maia spun around.
"Spencer." Maia shot Spencer a Massive Death Glare and he recalled her previous threat. Spencer mentally cursed, because Maia can kick his ass any day of the week. When she threw a punch, he collapsed with a weak,"Worth it."