Round 3

Aug 22, 2011 18:39

Welcome to Round 3 of X-Men First Kink

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Re: Mini-Fill "Life is not a Song" 2/2 anonymous August 23 2011, 07:22:28 UTC
Emma was examining her nails with a bored expression, sitting on a big wooden crate that had the words ‘Army’ painted on the sides. “How long will they be at it this time?” she asked to no one in particular. It was almost a surprise to hear the Beast’s gruff answering voice.

“Mystique, your red friend and Kurt or Magneto and the Professor?”

“Mystique, Magneto, both, I don’t know. Don’t really care. How do you do it? It must be expensive, all those funeral services and stuff. I know the guy is loaded but…”

“Wouldn’t you want to know? I’m just glad he stayed with us a whole year this time. One would think he’d be used to it too already.” Hank nodded to Erik who was rocking back and forth with a cold Charles cradled against his chest, face scrunched in a sorrowful grimace, tears streaming down his cheeks.

Emma let out a disdainful snort. “Sugar, the guy sleeps with a picture of your bald old man at night. Ever been to his room? It’s like a damn Xavier Shrine in there. He’s got keepsakes of each and every encounter and death there: bullets, meteor fragments, shrapnel, alien guns, crystal daggers…” she counted each item with a finger of her perfectly manicured hand.

“I could’ve done without the mental image, thank you,” replied Hank acerbically. “Aren’t you entering the Pool this time?”

“Not interested, darling.”

“Okay.”

Beast went to join Riptide, Pyro, Havok, Banshee, Warren and Bobby who were exchanging money. Scott was glaring reproachfully at them with Jean next to him, her arms crossed and a long-suffering look on her face.

“Brought back by a Mutant with the power of reality manipulation,” said Bobby.

“A clone.” countered Alex.

“Be more specific or it doesn’t count,” warned Warren.

“Okay, an evil clone.”

“A Skrull.” suggested Riptide.

“Spare body in the guise of a comatose twin he never told anyone about,”

“That’s--that’s oddly specific, Sean.”

“So? Could happen.”

“Phoenix Force.”

“That’s Jean’s thing, idiot.”

“Another body replica by her alien ex, you know, that Shi’ar chick with the weird hair,” interjected Warren.

“Lilandra? Isn’t she like fed up with the Prof?”

“Because Magneto wouldn’t leave her and Charles alone, yeah. She just gave up.”

“So is the Pool settled, amigos?”

Storm was perched against the wall of one of the hangars assessing the scene calmly. Next to her stood the Scarlet Witch, Quicksilver and Legion.

“No crying this time, daddy’s boy?”

“Leave him alone Pietro. Honestly.”

“I’ve learned to accept my dad’s ways, unlike your father, who still wails like a grief-stricken widow each time he leaves us,” scoffed Legion. In a blink, he was on the ground, Quicksilver on top of him with a fist raised, unmoving.

“Don’t make me use my hex spheres on you!”

“Wanda, is okay, I’ve got this.” As soon as the words left Ororo’s mouth, a rain befell the base.

“David, unfreeze Quicksilver and if both of you insist on fighting I’ll land a lighting bolt on the two of you.”

“How befitting, dear Charles,” Erik’s voice carried through the place, deep and doleful, “that the world would join me in my misery. That it would realize what an insurmountable loss it has suffered today and mourn.”

Jean rolled her eyes at the collective groaning of her teammates when Magneto started to quote a passage of A Game of Thrones to the Professor’s corpse.

Because apparently that's a favorite book of both Xavier and Magneto, I can't remember where I read that, though.

I also referenced a fic I read and liked a lot. I can't remember the name nor the author, I'm sorry. I have terrible memory, specially at this time of the night.

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Re: Mini-Fill "Life is not a Song" 2/2 anonymous August 23 2011, 07:44:54 UTC
Oh, god. Not!OP was laughing all the way through this, even if I felt kind of bad for doing so. A Charles Shrine?? Getting in the way of Lilandra? So many awesome touches. XD

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Re: Mini-Fill "Life is not a Song" 2/2 anonymous August 23 2011, 16:27:39 UTC
Thanks! I'm glad it made you laugh!

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Re: Mini-Fill "Life is not a Song" 2/2 acaedes_dono August 23 2011, 10:08:57 UTC
I've only just started reading comics, but even with my limited knowledge I had quite the stomach ache afterwards xD

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Re: Mini-Fill "Life is not a Song" 2/2 anonymous August 23 2011, 16:19:58 UTC
I'm glad you liked it. I started with the comics recently too, the X-Men history is so vast! I remember the first time I saw Legion, I still can't get over his hair.

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OP here anonymous August 23 2011, 11:47:20 UTC
Oh dear gods, this is PERFECT! I actually cried from laughter while reading. Thank you so, so much for filling! I won´t quote my favorite bits because that would be nearly the entire fic, but I really loved this.

Just a tiny tidbit... I think the boys´s favorite book is The Once And Future King. =)

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A!Anon anonymous August 23 2011, 16:12:41 UTC
Hahaha, I knew something was off when I looked out for quotes from the books, damn me and my foggy memory, thanks! I should've researched better.

I'm glad you still liked it! This was my first fic in this fandom and I never imagined I'd be writing something for it since I'm mostly a lurker.

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Re: Mini-Fill "Life is not a Song" 2/2 anonymous August 23 2011, 20:51:18 UTC
“Priest, Mystique! Kid vants to be Priest!”

LOL OHMYGOD THIS LINE.

“I’ve learned to accept my dad’s ways, unlike your father, who still wails like a grief-stricken widow each time he leaves us,” scoffed Legion.

ASFHJKGD YES.

This was hilarious to read, thank you!

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Re: Mini-Fill "Life is not a Song" 2/2 anonymous August 26 2011, 17:07:28 UTC
Thanks for reading and commenting too! I'm honestly very happy with the good response my first crack-fill has had. Thanks!

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Re: Mini-Fill "Life is not a Song" 2/2 rubynye August 25 2011, 23:16:36 UTC
I'm laughing! I'm crying! I don't kknow which is which!

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Re: Mini-Fill "Life is not a Song" 2/2 A!A anonymous August 26 2011, 17:10:44 UTC
Maybe it's both? It's happened to me before. Glad to know you liked it.

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Re: Mini-Fill "Life is not a Song" 2/2 A!A anonymous August 26 2011, 17:22:19 UTC
That's the fic, yes! I read it and liked it a lot but lost the link later and I couldn't remember the name nor the author. I'm bookmarking it now, thank you!

And yeah, I gave a nod to it in the story, I'm glad someone noticed (and pointed me to the fic, my plan worked!)

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Re: Mini-Fill "Life is not a Song" 2/2 A!A elainasaunt August 28 2011, 13:33:23 UTC
I noticed it too. It might just be my favorite line in your whole fic, except for all the other lines.

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Re: Mini-Fill "Life is not a Song" 2/2 A!A anonymous August 31 2011, 09:44:21 UTC
Omg, you WERE referencing a fic? Awesome. I totally saw it and thought "Oh, haha! Like in that ridiculous '90s X-Force arc with Shatterstar and Ben Russell!"

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Re: Mini-Fill "Life is not a Song" 2/2 en3rg3tic October 20 2011, 21:41:05 UTC
It's actually from the original Xmen trilogy....... after the end credits charles comes back to life through his comatose twin brother.

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