speeding train + my face + my body= how I feel right now
Dear Immune System,
If you could, please send out your finest line of white blood cells and your gold fleet of germ fighters. I'm dying here and would really appreciate it. You see, it is summer and I want to have fun. But, I also have my graduation party this saturday and would perfer not to snot on all of my guests. I hope you understand.
I enclosed some vitamin c and other healthy products to help you out. If you let me down, you are going to regret it. I don't mean to be ungrateful but I will destroy you if you don't destroy those foreign bodies inside of me. Heed my word. Good luck and God speed.
Sniffingly yours,
Melanie
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"HEY, I HEARD THERE'S A HUGE BASH AT MELANIE'S HOUSE THIS SATURDAY! SHE GRADUATED OR SOMETHING.... EVERYBODY SHOULD COME. I HEARD SHE HAS PINATAS AND...TACOOOOOOOOSSSSSSS!!!!!!"
"DUDE, I'M TOTALLY THERE"
If you could, please send out your finest line of white blood cells and your gold fleet of germ fighters. I'm dying here and would really appreciate it. You see, it is summer and I want to have fun. But, I also have my graduation party this saturday and would perfer not to snot on all of my guests. I hope you understand.
I enclosed some vitamin c and other healthy products to help you out. If you let me down, you are going to regret it. I don't mean to be ungrateful but I will destroy you if you don't destroy those foreign bodies inside of me. Heed my word. Good luck and God speed.
Sniffingly yours,
Melanie
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"HEY, I HEARD THERE'S A HUGE BASH AT MELANIE'S HOUSE THIS SATURDAY! SHE GRADUATED OR SOMETHING.... EVERYBODY SHOULD COME. I HEARD SHE HAS PINATAS AND...TACOOOOOOOOSSSSSSS!!!!!!"
"DUDE, I'M TOTALLY THERE"