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I will start my posting frenzy with a post about none other than Lorinda "Trogdor" Marie Jensen.
Lorinda is 18. She is particularly short -- but don't let that fool you. She is fierce and strong, taking down competitors like me, andy, and steve at various physically demanding events. Lorinda is an amazing friend. She listens, relates, and helps when help is needed.
How to describe Lorinda. I'd say, Lorinda has her triggers. Lorinda has some topics that set her off -- laughing until there is no tomorrow. Others, well, you really don't want to be in the room hahaaha. Overall, lorinda is a pretty laidback, fun, interesting, entertaining, and caring friend -- just don't let her meet eye to eye with marty. It may just be a bloodbath with the David of the two shelling out the punches.
In just EIGHT days Lorinda is leaving for her very first job. She is going to be a girl scout camp counselor. While Lorinda's never been in girl scouts, I'm sure she's got plenty of good advice to the youngins -- aim for the nuts, tips on how to play a mean guitar solo on guitar hero, and how to write a successfully suck all the money out of relatives that she doesn't even know for graduation presents [hahah. lucky]. No, but seriously, Lorinda, I think, more than others will successfully teach these girls some life lessons.
After attending girl scout camp from the 21st of June to August 19th, Trogdor will pack her bags and ship off to the prestigious University of Portland. While the University packs intensely strict Catholic values, Lorinda's spice and knick for trouble will hopefully shake things up on campus.
Here, she will stay in the dorms with her roommate and fellow vertically challanged friend, Alicia, and will major in Education. Eventually, Lorinda plans to become an elementary school teacher at the Kindergarten level.
Lorinda has an emo brother, Jeremy, and a German exchange student, phillip. Her parents are Jolynn and Brad.
