90 Completely Off the Wall Questions Created by
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bzoink!- Basics -What's your name?ryanIf you could change it, would you? If so, to what?yes to zacky vengeanceHow old are you?14When's your birthday?2/9/91Where do you live?niagara fallsDo you like it there? Why or why not?no its empty- School -Where do you go to school?gmsDo you like it?noWhat is your mascot?idkHave you or one of your friends ever worn the mascot suit?noWhat are your school colors?idkDo you get good grades?kindaWhat's your favorite class?lunch- Work -Do you have a job?yesIf so, do you like it? If not, why don't you, slacker?no its boringWhere do you work? If you don't work, where would you like to?celenza florist- Friends -Do you have friends, loser?yesDo you really like them?yesDo they actually like you?yesAre you sure?yesDo you guys get along well?most of the timeDo you ever want to throw them six flights of stairs?yesWould you throw yourself down the stairs for a friend?depends on who- Hopes and Dreams -What do you wanna be when you grow up?rock starDo you ever even plan on growing up?eventuallyDo you plan on getting married?yesTo whom?someone i loveDo you plan on having kids?yesIf so, how many?2Do you have any names picked out? If so, what are they?a few in mindDo you think it's weird to name your kids before they're even conceived?noWhere do you want to live?southern caliDescribe your dream house?on the beach, lots of windows, HUGE!, big yardHow good of chance do you think you have at achieving everything above?good chance- Completely Random Crap -Did you eat your wheaties this morning?noDo you like to watch the sunset?yesWould you ever go on a reality show?yesWould you eat a partially formed duck egg for money?yesDo you ask for directions when you get lost?noDo you believe in ghosts?noAre you bored yet?noWhat's the strangest pet you've ever had?catWhat's the strangest thing you've ever eaten?foodHave you ever bitten someone?yesAre your ears ticklish?idkDo you like to play in the mud?footballDo you like to burn things?im a pyroHave you ever jumped out of a window?yesWhat's your favorite color?blackDo you like NASCAR?hell noAre you a redneck??hell noIf someone answers yes to #56, do they have to answer yes to #57 too?yesDo you ever have strange urges?yesDo you ever sing randomly?all the timeDo you ever dance in public, for no reason?i did it todayWould you run around naked in public for money?yesHow much?anyHave you ever blown a snot bubble?theyre funHave you ever been to Canada?yesDo you like Canadians?yesAre you Canadian, eh?noDo you say "eh"?yesDo you wear socks with sandals?noDo you drive?when im allowedDo you drive well?yesDo you aim or would you aim for pedestrians?yesWould you intentionally run over a squirrel?noWhat if the squirrels family came after you in your sleep?yesAre you afraid of the big, bad wolf?noWhat would you do if you got rabies?kill the nigger who bit meHave ever pretended you had rabies with toothpaste and chased people aroundnoHave you ever played in the street?yesHave you ever thrown things at cars driving by?yesHave you ever tried to stick your head in a mailbox?noHave you ever climbed on top of a hay bail? Like, the big round ones?noHave you ever tried to catch a pig & put it in a bag so you could keep it?noDo you know what a Nor'easter is?noDo you get out of school to pick potatoes?noAre you from Aroostook county?noDo you wish you were/weren't?werentDo you like this survey?noAre you glad it's almost done?yesGood bye!!!fuck off
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