(no subject)
1. Who are you? maris kay boller. i'm a ninja.
2. What are the 3 most important things everyone should know about you?
i'm really impatient.
i'm really moody.
i'm kind of a little kid.
3. What stage of life are you in right now?
umm......i'm finishing college and getting excited/nervous about the rest of my life and therefore deciding that i want to take a year off and procrastinate.
4. Have you ever taken martial arts classes?
nope.
5. Does your life tend to get better or worse or does it just stay the same?
umm...it varies a lot. things are pretty wonderful right now. except for the working all the time and the wanting to move out but not knowing where and everything.
6. Does time really heal all wounds?
i wouldn't say ALL wounds, but it generally does a good job.
7. How do you handle a rainy day?
with rain boots and jumping in puddles and laughing at the silly californians that are afraid to drive.
8. Do you tend to be aware of what is going on around you?
i'm not sure that anyone can truly accurately judge whether they are aware of their surroundings or not, but i think i am.
9. What did you want to be when you grew up?
teacher
10. What is the most physically painful thing that has ever happened to you?
umm.....i've never broken any bones or anything. i guess hurting my wrist snowboarding...but that wasn't very bad at all.
11. What is the most emotionally painful thing that has ever happened to you?
not sure. probably knowing that decisions you're making are hurting people that matter to you but that it's what's best.
12. What does each decade make you think of:
The 19..
20's: flappers
30's: shirley temple
40's: pearl harbor
50's: kerouac
60's: drugs & music
70's: drugs & music
80's: neon earrings. my mom gave me some of hers the other day.
90's: bad music they play at my work.
2000: high school
2010's: no clue.
13. What does your name mean?
of the sea
14. Would you rather explore the deeps of the ocean or outer space?
i would say the ocean, but fishes scare me.
15. What was the last thing you made with your own hands?
sammy davis jr.s at work last night. and waffle cones. mmmmmm.
16. Do you believe in god and if so what is he/she/it like?
not sure
17. Do you believe in Hell?
probably not.
18. Is your hair natural or dyed?
not sure at this point.
19. Do you have any deep dark secrets or are you pretty much up front?
people that matter to me know everything.
20. What is under your bed right now?
a couch and coffee table (loft bed)
21. What is the one thing that you love to do so much that you would make sacrifices to be able to do it?
probably spend time with friends and family.
22. If you had to choose would you live on the equator or at the North Pole?
the equator. who likes the north pole? well...maybe the north pole if it was like it was in elf.
23. Which would you rather take as a gym class...dancing, sailing, karate, or bowling?
dance.
24. What insects are you afraid of?
spiders
25. What's the most eccentric thing you have ever worn?
i tend to hope i'm not too eccentric. probably this random hippie skirt i used to wear in high school.
26. If you could pick one food that you could eat all you wanted but it would have no effect on how much you weigh, what food would it be?
cheesecake
27. What are your parents interested in?
Dad: denying mutability. acting(like a kid). coffee.
Mom: pretending she's still young. teaching(carson kids to listen to her). coffee.
28. Have you ever caught an insect and kept it as a pet?
annie the fly. don't put flys in jars with no holes in the lid. they die. and then you cry if you're a four year old.
29. When do you feel your life energy the strongest?
usually at night.
30. In what ways do you relax and de-stress when you are really tense?
take naps. eat queso and captain and coke. talk to joel.
31. Have you ever been on the radio or on TV?
i was on an espn sports show that taught about science. it was sweet. they gave me free clothes and stuff. and i was in a picture in the newspaper when i was in preschool. i was playing in the sandbox and they spelled my name wrong.
32. Do you know what your grandparents and your great grand parents did for a living?
yes.
33. Is there anything really interesting in your family history?
probably.
34. Have you ever spoken to a homeless person?
joel and i saw a homeless guy when we were going to the grocery store the other night and joel asked if he wanted anything and he said he wanted soy milk and as we were walking in he shouted "chocolate, if they've got it." so we bought this guy chocolate soy milk and he was stoked.
35. If you could add 70 years to your life but only by making some random person die 70 years sooner would you?
nope
36. Would you rather be a world political leader or a rock star?
neither
37. Have you ever given someone a love letter that you wrote?
yes. when i was in england. and i write lots of little notes now.
38. Have you ever though about hitchhiking across the country?
yes. if i was a guy and it was the fifties i would totally do it. i'd carry a backpack with lots of wine and crackers and i'd wander around the u.s. with my firends.
39. Who are you the most jealous of?
joel. i like him a lot.
40. What is the happiest way you can start your day?
waking up where i usually do. <3. and norm not being home.
41. If you had to teach a class in something, what would you be able to teach people?
english
42. Which is worse, working in retail, food service, or an office?
i've done them all and they all suck. food service is the worst.....but for some reason i keep going back.
43. Do you like to sit in the front, middle or back of the Movie Theater?
i don't care.
44. If someone wanted to understand you what book could they read that would help?
the belljar and dharma bums and ishmael
45. Are you allergic to anything?
your mom.
46. Why do some people want to get more money than they could ever spend?
cuz they're idiots and don't care about others.
47. What's the most boring thing you've ever read?
i dont' know. if stuff is boring i stop reading. the old man and the sea is pretty bad.
48. Is fifty dollars a lot of money?
it depends on your perspective.
49. What's your middle name?
kay
50. Do you want to follow in your parent's footsteps?
to an extent.....
51. Can you eat with chopsticks?
not at all.
52. Who is the greatest philosopher of your country?
charles bukowski before he died. perverted old drunk men are the best.
53. Is it as easy to make you happy now as it was when you were a child?
yes
54. Does fashion matter to you?
occasionaly. people who are completely unaware of the decade they are living in amuse/confuse me.
55. Have you ever played in a band?
no.
56. If not, what do you think of when you are staring into the ocean?
lots of things.
57. Are strangers more beautiful or frightening to you?
it depends.
58. What stops you from doing everything you want to do?
time, money, responsibilities
59. Are you very active?
not at all.
60. Is there a city that reminds you of the landscape of your brain?
this question reminds me of my urban scene class and makes me want to draw a city map of my brain with the cbd and stuff......
61. Have you ever fallen in love with someone you shouldn't have?
apparently. i didn't know it was possible, but my lack of a former best friend informs me that i should be able to control who i love.
62. Have you ever fired a gun?
unfortunately yes. i cried the first time i saw a gun and thought i would throw up....and somehow he still got me to go to the desert and shoot .22s.
63. Are people becoming more afraid of each other?
i think so.
64. Does anyone have a video tape of you doing something embaressing?
yes. i used to want to submit it to america's funniest home videos cuz i thought i would win for sure. now my mom just tells people about it to embarass me.
65. Where do you like to go on Friday or Saturday nights?
i usually work. then hang out with friends or get food with joel. or sometimes wine/yahtzi/scrabble/puzzle parites.
66. Some say that high school is the best time of your life. Was that true for you?
yeah.
67. Which is better: Mel Brooks or Woody Allen?
not sure.
68. What is the worst pick up line ever used on you?
umm...i don't think many pick up lines have ever been used on me.
69. Do you own a record player?
nope.
70. Did you/will you go to the prom?
twice. both times weren't so great.
71. If you ever have a baby what might you want to name it?
i would like to have a baby but i don't know what i would name it.
2. What are the 3 most important things everyone should know about you?
i'm really impatient.
i'm really moody.
i'm kind of a little kid.
3. What stage of life are you in right now?
umm......i'm finishing college and getting excited/nervous about the rest of my life and therefore deciding that i want to take a year off and procrastinate.
4. Have you ever taken martial arts classes?
nope.
5. Does your life tend to get better or worse or does it just stay the same?
umm...it varies a lot. things are pretty wonderful right now. except for the working all the time and the wanting to move out but not knowing where and everything.
6. Does time really heal all wounds?
i wouldn't say ALL wounds, but it generally does a good job.
7. How do you handle a rainy day?
with rain boots and jumping in puddles and laughing at the silly californians that are afraid to drive.
8. Do you tend to be aware of what is going on around you?
i'm not sure that anyone can truly accurately judge whether they are aware of their surroundings or not, but i think i am.
9. What did you want to be when you grew up?
teacher
10. What is the most physically painful thing that has ever happened to you?
umm.....i've never broken any bones or anything. i guess hurting my wrist snowboarding...but that wasn't very bad at all.
11. What is the most emotionally painful thing that has ever happened to you?
not sure. probably knowing that decisions you're making are hurting people that matter to you but that it's what's best.
12. What does each decade make you think of:
The 19..
20's: flappers
30's: shirley temple
40's: pearl harbor
50's: kerouac
60's: drugs & music
70's: drugs & music
80's: neon earrings. my mom gave me some of hers the other day.
90's: bad music they play at my work.
2000: high school
2010's: no clue.
13. What does your name mean?
of the sea
14. Would you rather explore the deeps of the ocean or outer space?
i would say the ocean, but fishes scare me.
15. What was the last thing you made with your own hands?
sammy davis jr.s at work last night. and waffle cones. mmmmmm.
16. Do you believe in god and if so what is he/she/it like?
not sure
17. Do you believe in Hell?
probably not.
18. Is your hair natural or dyed?
not sure at this point.
19. Do you have any deep dark secrets or are you pretty much up front?
people that matter to me know everything.
20. What is under your bed right now?
a couch and coffee table (loft bed)
21. What is the one thing that you love to do so much that you would make sacrifices to be able to do it?
probably spend time with friends and family.
22. If you had to choose would you live on the equator or at the North Pole?
the equator. who likes the north pole? well...maybe the north pole if it was like it was in elf.
23. Which would you rather take as a gym class...dancing, sailing, karate, or bowling?
dance.
24. What insects are you afraid of?
spiders
25. What's the most eccentric thing you have ever worn?
i tend to hope i'm not too eccentric. probably this random hippie skirt i used to wear in high school.
26. If you could pick one food that you could eat all you wanted but it would have no effect on how much you weigh, what food would it be?
cheesecake
27. What are your parents interested in?
Dad: denying mutability. acting(like a kid). coffee.
Mom: pretending she's still young. teaching(carson kids to listen to her). coffee.
28. Have you ever caught an insect and kept it as a pet?
annie the fly. don't put flys in jars with no holes in the lid. they die. and then you cry if you're a four year old.
29. When do you feel your life energy the strongest?
usually at night.
30. In what ways do you relax and de-stress when you are really tense?
take naps. eat queso and captain and coke. talk to joel.
31. Have you ever been on the radio or on TV?
i was on an espn sports show that taught about science. it was sweet. they gave me free clothes and stuff. and i was in a picture in the newspaper when i was in preschool. i was playing in the sandbox and they spelled my name wrong.
32. Do you know what your grandparents and your great grand parents did for a living?
yes.
33. Is there anything really interesting in your family history?
probably.
34. Have you ever spoken to a homeless person?
joel and i saw a homeless guy when we were going to the grocery store the other night and joel asked if he wanted anything and he said he wanted soy milk and as we were walking in he shouted "chocolate, if they've got it." so we bought this guy chocolate soy milk and he was stoked.
35. If you could add 70 years to your life but only by making some random person die 70 years sooner would you?
nope
36. Would you rather be a world political leader or a rock star?
neither
37. Have you ever given someone a love letter that you wrote?
yes. when i was in england. and i write lots of little notes now.
38. Have you ever though about hitchhiking across the country?
yes. if i was a guy and it was the fifties i would totally do it. i'd carry a backpack with lots of wine and crackers and i'd wander around the u.s. with my firends.
39. Who are you the most jealous of?
joel. i like him a lot.
40. What is the happiest way you can start your day?
waking up where i usually do. <3. and norm not being home.
41. If you had to teach a class in something, what would you be able to teach people?
english
42. Which is worse, working in retail, food service, or an office?
i've done them all and they all suck. food service is the worst.....but for some reason i keep going back.
43. Do you like to sit in the front, middle or back of the Movie Theater?
i don't care.
44. If someone wanted to understand you what book could they read that would help?
the belljar and dharma bums and ishmael
45. Are you allergic to anything?
your mom.
46. Why do some people want to get more money than they could ever spend?
cuz they're idiots and don't care about others.
47. What's the most boring thing you've ever read?
i dont' know. if stuff is boring i stop reading. the old man and the sea is pretty bad.
48. Is fifty dollars a lot of money?
it depends on your perspective.
49. What's your middle name?
kay
50. Do you want to follow in your parent's footsteps?
to an extent.....
51. Can you eat with chopsticks?
not at all.
52. Who is the greatest philosopher of your country?
charles bukowski before he died. perverted old drunk men are the best.
53. Is it as easy to make you happy now as it was when you were a child?
yes
54. Does fashion matter to you?
occasionaly. people who are completely unaware of the decade they are living in amuse/confuse me.
55. Have you ever played in a band?
no.
56. If not, what do you think of when you are staring into the ocean?
lots of things.
57. Are strangers more beautiful or frightening to you?
it depends.
58. What stops you from doing everything you want to do?
time, money, responsibilities
59. Are you very active?
not at all.
60. Is there a city that reminds you of the landscape of your brain?
this question reminds me of my urban scene class and makes me want to draw a city map of my brain with the cbd and stuff......
61. Have you ever fallen in love with someone you shouldn't have?
apparently. i didn't know it was possible, but my lack of a former best friend informs me that i should be able to control who i love.
62. Have you ever fired a gun?
unfortunately yes. i cried the first time i saw a gun and thought i would throw up....and somehow he still got me to go to the desert and shoot .22s.
63. Are people becoming more afraid of each other?
i think so.
64. Does anyone have a video tape of you doing something embaressing?
yes. i used to want to submit it to america's funniest home videos cuz i thought i would win for sure. now my mom just tells people about it to embarass me.
65. Where do you like to go on Friday or Saturday nights?
i usually work. then hang out with friends or get food with joel. or sometimes wine/yahtzi/scrabble/puzzle parites.
66. Some say that high school is the best time of your life. Was that true for you?
yeah.
67. Which is better: Mel Brooks or Woody Allen?
not sure.
68. What is the worst pick up line ever used on you?
umm...i don't think many pick up lines have ever been used on me.
69. Do you own a record player?
nope.
70. Did you/will you go to the prom?
twice. both times weren't so great.
71. If you ever have a baby what might you want to name it?
i would like to have a baby but i don't know what i would name it.