You know you're a KAT-TUN addict when...
1. You brush off other people hitting high notes because it can't compare to Jin's Gold Ballad Version note. (nope, I think Tegoshi is at least as good as Jin xD)
2. You attempt to turn your male friends into fans to confuse their sexual identity. (
3. You scream "Why Jennifer Why?" happens sometimes
4. Car Shrimp is your favorite type of vehicle and food at the same time. (sure why not? XDDD *shrugs*)
5. You don't care for ninjas anymore after Kaizokuban. (then again, it's not like I've ever really cared for them... xD)
6. You want to name your goldfish Junno. (if I ever have one, then why not XDDD)
7. You go up to random people and say "Shall we BOUZU?"
8. Bye Bicycle is your way of saying bye.
9. You actually make the bicycle handle movement when you say Bye Bicycle.
10. The best phone in existence is DoCoMo.
11. You immediately become a fan of everyone and anyone that appears on Cartoon KAT-TUN. (nope, I don't even like most of them XDD)
12. The best lip gloss in existence is Rohto.
13. You looked up Oshiri Kajiri Mushi because of Kame.
14. You've developed a fascination for turtles because of Kame. (kind of? But I also like pigs because of Massu... and donkeys because of Ueda XDDDD)
15. You have an odd desire to put some plaid around your waist.
16. You tell your friends you want to become a beatboxer. (I don't even like beatboxing XD But I do love you, Nakamaru ♥)
17. You want to learn how to juggle and tap dance at the same time. (of course, who wouldn't want to learn that? xD)
18. Scream while watching Domoto Koichi things because KAT-TUN took their dance moves from him so that makes you excited.
19. You can fill up 5GB or more in a day. (but it's not KAT-TUN only, so I guess it doesn't count? XD)
20. One mag scan has more MB than a song. (it happens xD)
21. Adopts Jingrish as you official language.
22. Scours vintage stores for Rolling Stones shirts and merchandise.
23. Has thought about buying a Rolling Stones shirt or merchandise online because you couldn't find it after checking the stores.
24. You refuse to download any interview or talk that's not subbed because you know people will sub it.
25. Dropping jewelery into water from a boat is now related to Tatta Hitotsu no Koi and not Titanic.
26. Think that guys with pelts plastered all over them is pretty hot.
27. Think that guys with random fingernails painted is pretty hot.
28. Attempts to learn everything about Baseball which has now become your favorite sport because of Kame. (NEVER XD I HATE BASEBALL XDDD)
29. Tries to convince your male friends to buy Ed Hardy brand clothes because it's the closest thing to Johnnys.
30. Tell everyone that Dolce and Gabbana is the hottest brand ever, especially for men's underwear.
31. Knows all the names of Koki's brothers.
32. Liked Gackt again because Ueda likes him. (nope. I like his music but I don't really like him and I think Ueda's pretty silly for liking him XDDD)
33. Hated Nishikido Ryo for being mean to KAT-TUN. (It's more possible for me to hate KAT-TUN because Ryo's mean to them lol XD And it's not even true anyway.)
34. Liked Kusano ten-fold more when you found out he was a Kame fanboy. (IT HAPPENED RIGHT NOW LOL)
35. Find yourself buying more accessories and jewelery because of KAT-TUN.
36. Best musical in the world is Dream Boys hands down. (I actually like Tenimyu better loool XDDD)
37. Has bought more than a thousand dollars worth of KAT-TUN things (magazines included even though they have other JE people)
38. Your wallpaper has KAT-TUN. (Nope it's NewS. Like always. Sometimes it's also Kanjani8 or Jin though XDD)
39. Your wallpaper or icon/avatar has something to do with Keep the Faith. (funny, but yes XD the login icon is Jin from KtF XD)
40. Actually listened to whatever song Yuichi advertises you to listen to while falling asleep in his manual/blog/message thing. (never read it lol xD)
41. Has completely abandoned all previous fandoms for KAT-TUN. (nope. It happened because of NewS, Kanjani AND Kat-tun lol XD)
42. Thinks something is talking about Kame when you read Nino's name.
43. Guys touching each other, kissing, on top of each other is totally normal.
44. You laugh at people who are anti-KAT-TUN or don't know who they are. ( but I laugh also at the ones who love them rotfl. Including myself.)
45. All guy's should know how to work a cane, a chair and know how to pole dance.
46. Your friends who don't like them can still name them.
47. Support 5 pairings at once because, heck, they're all good.
48. KAT-TUN is your portal to JE. (not sure what it means... but since it's the first JE band I liked, then I guess yes?)
49. KAT-TUN is your portal to Hey!Say!7/Jump
50. You think Nakajima Yuto is cool because he's cool with Kame.
51. All guys should have an obsession with candy like Jin in Yukan. (yup I LOVE guys that love candy lol XD but then again, it would be boring if they were all obsessed...)
52. Your goal in life is to find a job that relates to KAT-TUN. (my goal in life is marrying Tacchon, sorry. Or a NewS member. OR Jin XD)
53. You reason for going to Japan is because you want to stalk a member of KAT-TUN. (and NewS. And Kanjani. I'M SICK OF REPEATING THAT LOL)
54. Lip syncing is totally okay with you now. (nooooooooo)
55. You think a real boyband needs to act, sing, dance, fanservice, beatbox, tapdance, do theater, know how to play instruments or else they're posers. (that's just stupid XD)
56. The first time you've been on Yahoo Japan auctions was because of KAT-TUN merchandise. (it was an accident though... XD)
57. The first DVD tour you've bought was KAT-TUN. (nope. Kanjani8)
58. The first single you ever bought was KAT-TUN. (nope. LM.C XD)
59. You have never contemplated buying another version of anything till you got into KAT-TUN
60. You attempt to give you and your friends a "group" name by rearranging the first letters of your last names. (LOL IT HAPPENED. It was my friend's idea though XDDDDD)
61. Your PARENTS know who KAT-TUN is and which one is your favorite. (yup my mom knows I like Jin XD)
62. You think Ueda looks better than most if not all jrockers. (most - maybe? But definitely not all.)
63. You have been turned off by all the guys at your school because none can compare to your favorite KAT-TUN member well (not only school. Whole country, actually.)
64. Your binders and notebooks are littered with KAT-TUN pics.
65. Your teacher knows who KAT-TUN is.
66. Your wall has more KAT-TUN than actual... wall. (hm not really XD somehow I only have Meev and Toshiya posters lool. Need to change that. I need lots of NewS *___*)
67. You refuse to believe that Junno looks like Changmin from DBSK. (ack he doesn't. I don't care about DBSK so he CAN'T look like him XDD)
68. You have the subbed and nonsubbed versions of all their PVs in high quality. (
69. The first lyrics you ever memorized the whole thing of was a KAT-TUN song
70. Have all 7 versions of Real Face
71. You left your passion for anime to watch Johnny dramas, screw animation it's all about real bishies (lol sort of i guess. I left anime for jrock but I left jrock for JE XD)
72. Whenever someone mentions cancer or terminal illnesses you think of Yuuki
73. Whenever you see Oguri Shun you think of him bawling his eyes out in Yuuki
74. Motorcycles never looked so good till Jin sat on one. (yeah *___*)
75. The first time you ever maxed out on Megaupload was after you became a KAT-TUN fan.
76. You spent over an hour trying to hack Megaupload to d/l more KAT-TUN things.
77. You used to think Mr. Johnny was a gay child molester, now you think he's God Again. (still think he's a gay child molester. And a freak.)
78. You never thought that a guy was hot with a belly button piercing till you saw Jin
79. You never thought yukatas looked so good till you saw KAT-TUN wearing them
80. You have no idea where the hell Uebo came from but you call Ueda that anyway because it's the cutest thing you've ever heard (I do sometimes. XD)
81. You started watching One Piece because Luffy is Jin and Kame's favorite anime character (nope I actually watched it before)
82. Doraemon is the best anime ever (even though you've never watched it) (*shrugs* If you say so... XD)
83. You quote KAT-TUN lyrics for inspiration.
84. Has cried watching the KAT-TUN real face tour (never seen it lol XD)
85. You believe KAT-TUN is good for losing weight, you sweat, writhe, laugh and never have enough money for actual food (loll)
86. You didn't know what OTP or OT3 was before you got into KAT-TUN
87. You've saved paparazzi photos of their houses
88. July 4th isn't the U.S independence day anymore it's Jin's birthday! (and Massu's! XD LOL it never was the U.S independence day for me XDDD_
89. You never cared who Morimoto Shintaro was... until he played Kame's little brother in Dream Boys (nah, I still don't really care)
90. You've listened to the Kame version of Seishun Amigo [more] than the actual version with Yamapi
91. You watched Blades of Glory and when the guy came out with the peacock all you could think of was Seishin Junno.
92. You watched Gokusen 2 before you watched Gokusen, if you even watched the first one at all
93. Skipped parts of Gokusen 2 unless Kame and Jin were in the frame. (yup after watching 3 first eps. XD It was a good choice actually.)
94. Didn't know any actresses names until you got into KAT-TUN
95. You used up a lot of brain cells trying to figure out who did the coughing part during Signal
96. You always do the hand motion whenever Real Face comes on
97. You would try to eat something that looks complete inedible and gross if someone from KAT-TUN tasted it and said it was Umai
98. You run out of breath more from watching KAT-TUN than you do running during Gym class
99. You want a skull ring (I already have one and I hate it lol XD)
100. Cross dressing is totally fine with you, in fact you think it's kind of cute
101. You didn't realize you were that crazy about KAT-TUN until you read the last 100 desсriptions and LOLed when you realized how many applied to you. (nope, it's only 45 lol XDDD hmmm it's still A LOT XD)
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