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Holy shit.
This weekendd.... Alot of fun!
Friday My friend Justin got me fuckkkkkked up... it all happened when my neighbor got some smirnoff and MD. no big deal right?
hahahaha yes. big big deal.
I had had a few smirnoffs when he decided to hand me the MD... I chugged like 3/4 of the bottle... and I was already getting tipsy.
I blanked out.
and this is what they told me when I woke up Saturday and had a big lump on my forehead and a bruise on my ass the size of my fist:
-I asked Jane'e if she wanted to jump on the trampoline... and I ran off my back steps. and went -Cur-plunk- on the ground. But just got right up and started walking again...I got on the trampoline and jumped, and yelled, and fell face first on the ground.
-I laid on the ground a few minutes got up, walked back in the house... hugged justin,told him I had to go pee.
-Jane'e picked me off the couch and dragged me to the bathroom.
-Sat on the toilet fully clothed and fell off about 5 times... Jane'e started screaming at me when I slapped her. well, she slapped me back.
-She left me on the floor&closed the door in on me.
-I opened it?
-and crawled through the house til I found Justin... When finally I told him i needed toilet paper.
-He looked in the bathroom where there was a perfect roll of toilet paper... and told me to go pee.
-I kept screaming at him for the toilet paper, when he threw a roll at me... and he said I started eating it... cause I thought it was cotton candy??
-I went pee, and as I was pulling my pants up I threw up in the bathtub... thankgod.Cause I would have not cleaned it up.
-And yet, I went back out on the trampoline...
-I tripped and busted my face on the kitchen floor. can you say ouch? That might be the cause of the lump on my forehead... they picked me up placed me on the couch, but I kept rolling off...
-I finally went to bed once they told me the police were there. And after I busted Justins head open with my perfume bottle... I was just clearing off my bed.
Saturday-hung over.
Sunday- party. sunburnt.
Toilet paper has rips and tears in it. Never ever am I to dring mad dog again. grossss
<3 less than a month til' Florida... YAY!
This weekendd.... Alot of fun!
Friday My friend Justin got me fuckkkkkked up... it all happened when my neighbor got some smirnoff and MD. no big deal right?
hahahaha yes. big big deal.
I had had a few smirnoffs when he decided to hand me the MD... I chugged like 3/4 of the bottle... and I was already getting tipsy.
I blanked out.
and this is what they told me when I woke up Saturday and had a big lump on my forehead and a bruise on my ass the size of my fist:
-I asked Jane'e if she wanted to jump on the trampoline... and I ran off my back steps. and went -Cur-plunk- on the ground. But just got right up and started walking again...I got on the trampoline and jumped, and yelled, and fell face first on the ground.
-I laid on the ground a few minutes got up, walked back in the house... hugged justin,told him I had to go pee.
-Jane'e picked me off the couch and dragged me to the bathroom.
-Sat on the toilet fully clothed and fell off about 5 times... Jane'e started screaming at me when I slapped her. well, she slapped me back.
-She left me on the floor&closed the door in on me.
-I opened it?
-and crawled through the house til I found Justin... When finally I told him i needed toilet paper.
-He looked in the bathroom where there was a perfect roll of toilet paper... and told me to go pee.
-I kept screaming at him for the toilet paper, when he threw a roll at me... and he said I started eating it... cause I thought it was cotton candy??
-I went pee, and as I was pulling my pants up I threw up in the bathtub... thankgod.Cause I would have not cleaned it up.
-And yet, I went back out on the trampoline...
-I tripped and busted my face on the kitchen floor. can you say ouch? That might be the cause of the lump on my forehead... they picked me up placed me on the couch, but I kept rolling off...
-I finally went to bed once they told me the police were there. And after I busted Justins head open with my perfume bottle... I was just clearing off my bed.
Saturday-hung over.
Sunday- party. sunburnt.
Toilet paper has rips and tears in it. Never ever am I to dring mad dog again. grossss
<3 less than a month til' Florida... YAY!