LAUGH OF THE CENTURY
"Andy ... what in the world has happened to you?
Is this what your drug use has lowered you to?
I can't believe this is you. The smartest kid I know who could be anything or do anything is a junkie?
What are you trying to prove and to who? or should I say what? Man has Satan got you by the tail BIG time. I just can't believe you fell for all of his lies and temptations. How could you do this to your family? How could you do this to you? Man, I'll be praying for you."
-Anonymous
I thought at first this was a friend being really funny, but it would have been more apparent if it was so. So I am going to assume that someone wrote this in seriousness! HAHAHAHA!!!! Well my nameless friend, drugs apparently haven't made me THAT dumb because I can use proper grammar when I am trying to appear serious and I know what the fuck a junkie is. You, sir, are a dumb motherfucker. How dare you think anything is wrong with me? How dare you think drugs have overall affected me negatively?
And most importantly how the fuck dare you talk to me about religious bullshit. The quickest way to turn me off is to start talking about such horrible things as religion! Satan has me by the tail eh? So you think Satan exists? That alone says a whole hell of a lot about you. Does it appear that I'm trying to prove something to someone? Because I like to get drunk and smoke cigarettes and smoke a little bit of pot? YES I'M DOING THIS TO BE SO COOL!!! I'm such a little attention whore gosh I'm going to smoke cigarettes to be accepted and go cut my wrists so people will give a shit about me OMGZ!!! Puh-lease. Don't be such a fuckhead. What am I doing to my family exactly? If they have a problem with how I roll then fuck dat nigah that is their deal.
So listen up. Before you start talking down to me or attempt to show "concern", just fucking think for a second. Do you think I care what someone who hides their identity from me says? Do you think I will consider your opinion if you are a Christian? Do you think condescending me with your pseudo-moral bullshit will help me out in any way?
Just shut the fuck up.
I'm probably doing better off than you would be doing in my shoes.
If you think I'm a junkie you are someone I consider a waste of your daddy's semen. Find out what junkie means and then realize how delicious your foot tastes in your mouth.
Religion is bullshit.
God most likely doesn't exist.
The Christian god most DEFINITELY does not exist.
Spare me your ignorant views.
I write all this in an attempt to get my point across -
Fuck you, dumbass.
You remind me that our race is a failing one and that our self-extermination is NOT a bad thing.
Is this what your drug use has lowered you to?
I can't believe this is you. The smartest kid I know who could be anything or do anything is a junkie?
What are you trying to prove and to who? or should I say what? Man has Satan got you by the tail BIG time. I just can't believe you fell for all of his lies and temptations. How could you do this to your family? How could you do this to you? Man, I'll be praying for you."
-Anonymous
I thought at first this was a friend being really funny, but it would have been more apparent if it was so. So I am going to assume that someone wrote this in seriousness! HAHAHAHA!!!! Well my nameless friend, drugs apparently haven't made me THAT dumb because I can use proper grammar when I am trying to appear serious and I know what the fuck a junkie is. You, sir, are a dumb motherfucker. How dare you think anything is wrong with me? How dare you think drugs have overall affected me negatively?
And most importantly how the fuck dare you talk to me about religious bullshit. The quickest way to turn me off is to start talking about such horrible things as religion! Satan has me by the tail eh? So you think Satan exists? That alone says a whole hell of a lot about you. Does it appear that I'm trying to prove something to someone? Because I like to get drunk and smoke cigarettes and smoke a little bit of pot? YES I'M DOING THIS TO BE SO COOL!!! I'm such a little attention whore gosh I'm going to smoke cigarettes to be accepted and go cut my wrists so people will give a shit about me OMGZ!!! Puh-lease. Don't be such a fuckhead. What am I doing to my family exactly? If they have a problem with how I roll then fuck dat nigah that is their deal.
So listen up. Before you start talking down to me or attempt to show "concern", just fucking think for a second. Do you think I care what someone who hides their identity from me says? Do you think I will consider your opinion if you are a Christian? Do you think condescending me with your pseudo-moral bullshit will help me out in any way?
Just shut the fuck up.
I'm probably doing better off than you would be doing in my shoes.
If you think I'm a junkie you are someone I consider a waste of your daddy's semen. Find out what junkie means and then realize how delicious your foot tastes in your mouth.
Religion is bullshit.
God most likely doesn't exist.
The Christian god most DEFINITELY does not exist.
Spare me your ignorant views.
I write all this in an attempt to get my point across -
Fuck you, dumbass.
You remind me that our race is a failing one and that our self-extermination is NOT a bad thing.