Interested?

[xmaidelx]

I'm hoping to run a "lovers mafia".

You sign up in pairs and there's a copulation fairy.

Poll Lovers mafia

Comments

[realproof]

pookie bear/honey pie are ready

[alorarose]

WAIT, DOES THIS MEAN YOU'RE NOT DIVORCING ME?

[realproof]

no, it means this gives us a chance to openly talk about how we are gonna split our assets... mean the universe. cause i got fucked over last time, and this time things will *change*

[alorarose]

YOU WANTED TO KILL OUR CHILDREN! ALL OF THEM!

[realproof]

AND IF YOU'D LET ME WE WOULDN'T BE IN THIS MESS! LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO YOUR LOVELY PLANET? CLEARLY YOU HAVE NOT RAISED THEM RIGHT AND I SHOULD GET A CHANCE TO RULE TOPSIDE!

[alorarose]

If you don't like the underworld then you should redecorate. You're not getting out.

[realproof]

I SO AM! AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME! YOU LOST THAT POWER WHEN YOU STARTED SHAGGING ME AGAIN! MUAHAHAHA

[alorarose]

what a bastard.

[realproof]

I've been hurt before... never again!

[alorarose]

*picks a different character for mafia*

[realproof]

OI

[alorarose]

You're being mean. I want a smishy couple, not a couple who is fighting cause I didn't believe you were the seer.

[realproof]

i suppose we could be gwaine/hair again.... they're kind of a couple... i'd just feel like i wouldn't get enough out of the nighttime shenanigans... plus you killed me/shaved your head...

[alorarose]

if you stop being a boob we can be pookie bear/honey pie.

[realproof]

I'm only trying to not be so whipped anymore... maybe you should suggest proper counseling again, and not bring up me wanting to kill our children everytime we have a disagreement...