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[xmadnessx]

If I were a month I would be: february
If I were a day of the week I would be: saturday
If I were a time of day I would be: midnight
If I were a planet I would be: saturn
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: a bed
If I were a historical figure I would be: william wallace... or forrest gump
If I were a liquid I would be: water... weird
If I were a stone, I would be: heavy
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: bass
If I were a color, I would be: some pussy blue color
If I were an emotion, I would be: melancholy
If I were a sound, I would be: ugh
If I were a car I would be: probably a civic or a geo metro... cheap ass
If I were a song, I would be: something by MUSE
If I were a movie, I would be: big fish
If I were a food, I would be: tofu
If I were a place, I would be: probably seattle... im so grunge.
If I were a scent, I would be: my deoderant
If I were a word, I would be: fuck
If I were a body part I would be: stomach
If I were a facial expression I would be: :-\
If I were a number I would be: one... is the loneliest number... :P

feck.