This brings to mind some things:
1) What the HELL DID I EVER SEE IN HIM?! OH GOD I MUST'VE BEEN OUT OF MY MIND. Or desparate. Or both.
2) I love that it's the SF Examiner reporting this and not the Chronicle, because that's the real paper. The Examiner has, over the course of time, become almost more like a tabloid than a real paper. But, hey, they're free now.
3) No, really. WHAT WAS I THINKING?
I really must have been fucking stupid or something.