Alcohol
Title: Alcohol
Pairings: Eunhae, Kyumin, Yewook, and others that were drunkenly mistaken as their lovers
Disclaimer: obviously I don’t own them
Rating: PG-15+ for mention of sexy things, alcohol and language
Summary: What happens when Super Junior M gets drunk
Super Junior M-minus a former leader-was “celebrating” their comeback. They say they were Celebrating but really they were moping, after being told asked to not contact Hangeng the remaining 6 member-excluding Henry, who was deemed too young and was sent to bed-found themselves in a cramped hotel room.
2 bottles of Champagne, a bottle of wine, a couple dozen shots of Soju, a dozen beers, and an unknown amount of cocktails that Donghae mistaken as Chinese juice found the Super Junior M members smashed.
Many things were learned and forgotten that night, for example a drunken Donghae (it was the first time anyone has seen this) is a very, very “affectionate drunk.” As in anyone who slightly resembled Eunhyuk in the cloudy eyes of Donghae found themselves with desperate hands trying to find bare skin and teeth attached to their neck (yes Donghae fancied himself a drunken vampire) tomorrow Siwon would wake up with an rather angry looking love bite (he will not remember how or who he got it from)
Ryeowook who was no stranger to the “sauce” they call alcohol believed with every fiber of his drunken being that Zhoumi was in fact Yesung (he was too drunk to realize that there was no plausible way for Yesung to arrive in China in the short amount of time they have been there). Thinking the tall leggy Chinese man was his lover, Ryeowook started to suck on what he believed to be Yesung’s neck.
Zhoumi not only had to fend off the oddly smoldering hot sex crazed man that was Ryeowook, he also had to fight off the long limbs of a snarky game addict. Kyuhyun kept sneaking his hands down Mimi’s pants and whispering into his ear “Sungmin you look very sexy tonight” (he was clearly suffering the same logic flaw as Donghae and Ryeowook). Kyuhyun bit down of Zhoumi’s earlobe and whispering into his skin asked if “Sungmin” wanted to join him for a “late night gaming session”
Even in Zhoumi’s alcohol fogged mind he realized this was wrong, so pulling Kyuhyun’s hand out of his pants and removing Ryeowook’s mouth from his collar bone Zhoumi went to find Henry. Who couldn’t possibly be as horny as these drunken fools, right? (He was wrong)
Ryeowook and Kyuhyun-who were too busy looking for their lovers, who seemingly vanished into thin air-failed to notice Donghae straddling a very aroused amused Siwon. They also failed to notice Siwon’s hands gripping Donghae’s ass or Donghae asking why “Eunhyuk’s” hands felt different.
In Kyuhyun’s lust fuelled need he found a computer--that conveniently had a web cam. Firing up Skype® (it’s better than phone sex, trust Kyuhyun he would know) and dialing the very familiar number-even in his drunken state he is a computer genius-waiting for someone (that’s code for Sungmin) to pick up the call.
After a minute of waiting “Sungmin’s” face appeared on the screen “Minnie” a drunken lust filled voice flowed out of the speaker.
“Is your display on? I’m clearly Eunhyuk” Hearing the voice of his lover had Donghae out of Siwon’s lap faster than you could say “Eunhae” He then situated himself in the lap of the “real” Eunhyuk
“Hyukkie” Donghae said a little too loud to be a whisper in Kyuhyun’s ear “How come only you can be seen in this mirror?” he whined at the “mirror”
“Hae are you drunk?” asked the mirror
“No” Donghae snapped, and then forgetting he was angry started to lick the perimeter of Kyuhyun’s ear “You know I don’t drink. All I had was some juice”
All the noise must have woken the Super Junior members living on the 11th floor because now Sungmin and Yesung could be seen on the edges of the screen.
“Kyu? What are you and Donghae doing?” Sungmin asked as Donghae’s hand made its way into Kyuhyun’s pants. Eunhyuk fell into a state of shock seeing he boyfriend having his hand down the pants of another person.
“Minnie~” Kyuhyun squealed in an uncharacteristically high pitch (he sounded like a fangirl) pushing Donghae onto the floor “where did you go? One minute I had my hands down your pants offering a round of late night gaming and the next thing I know you’re gone~” he whined in a pouty baby voice. Before anyone could even process how wrong Kyuhyun was acting Donghae’s voice could be heard-he was not seen on screen
“Hyukkie do you want a blow job?” 3 shocked faces could be seen on the monitor. Then came the sound of a zipper being unzipped, followed by Kyuhyun looking down at his crotch with a dreamy look in his eye “Minnie~ how did you get out of the computer?”
“Donghae don’t you dare!” snapped Eunhyuk, who finally came out of his comatose state. Donghae’s head snapped up from between Kyuhyun’s legs. He had a pout on his face “But Hyukkie~” he whined “I want to make you feel good”
“That’s not me” Eunhyuk yelled
“Eh?” Donghae yelled standing up lightning quick, knocking Kyuhyun over in the process “You mean he’s an alien?” he questioned pointing an accusing finger at Kyuhyun’s giggling body lying on the floor.
“Uh…yes?” Eunhyuk said trying to form a plan to get his drunken boyfriend away from the drunken Lech (a.k.a. Choi Siwon) who wanted nothing more than to fuck Donghae into submission (that was his job). Yes, Eunhyuk knew all about Siwon’s obvious secret love for Donghae, and he knew if Donghae was drunk, Siwon was sure to be lurking around somewhere.
“He’s never going to believe that” came a voice from the speaker
“Sungie~” screamed Ryeowook from somewhere unseen by the camera (what he was doing before is a genuine mystery considering everyone’s focus was on the first time drunk Donghae)
“Wookie?” questioned a confused Yesung, as far as he knew his precious Ryeowook would never be caught in that whore house (you can only be 80% sure Yesung knew it was only a hotel room, that other 20% might actually believe they were in a whore house)
“I miss you baby” Ryeowook said with a pout after he pushed Donghae out of the way making the older man fall on the floor next to Kyuhyun.
“I missed you too” cooed Yesung (they were sickeningly sweet if the sound of puking in the distance had any say in the matter)
“What was that?” 3 pairs of desperate eyes searched the screen after they heard a loud crash fallowed by an unmistakable quip from the drunken Kyuhyun (we cannot be sure but we think he said “what a jackass”)
Unaffected by the commotion going on behind him a very turned on Ryeowook called Yesung in the sexiest voice he could “Sungie let’s get naked” Sungmin and Eunhyuk were gaping into the screen while Yesung had a knowing smile on his face-only he knew how horny Ryeowook got when he was drunk.
“There are too many people around” Yesung answered, like the sweet innocent Ryeowook didn’t just ask him to get naked in front of a unknown amount of people-you can only see so much in a web cam.
Ryeowook pouted for a minute until a smirk graced his normally innocent face, he leaned in close and with a needy sexy voice begged Yesung to send a dirty picture to him.
Yesung gave him the look --the look that could Peirce through your soul and leave you a bumbling mess on the floor-before saying (in that sexy deep voice of his) “go to your room and call me when you’re alone” with a delighted squeal Ryeowook ran out of frame (and into his room for a drunken sex call)
Giving no warning Kyuhyun popped out of nowhere whining in an oddly girly voice “Minnie why don’t you ever send me dirty photos?”
“Uh…Kyu I already sent you like 6 today” Sungmin said unashamed
“But I want new ones” Kyuhyun said, his voice deep and sexy like it always got before they would have sex-it brought shivers down Sungmin’s back-“Have you been naughty Min? Do you need to be punished?” Kyuhyun said voice dropping even lower
“Bedroom. Now” Sungmin demanded. “Yes master” Kyuhyun said before leaving the screen (loud noises could be heard from 4 rooms in 2 different countries)
The screen remained blank-only Eunhyuk was left-thinking that the crashes from earlier where his boyfriend Eunhyuk called out “Donghae?”
“Hyukkie?” called Donghae before his head popped up from the bottom of the screen “How’d you get on the computer?” he asked (Eunhyuk thought he was sobering up) “I thought you were passed out in the bathroom” (He was wrong)
They sat there in silence for a minute before Eunhyuk spoke “I can’t believe you got drunk”
“Hyukkie?” Donghae called
“Yeah Hae?”
“You want to watch me touch myself?”
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I don't know where this came from. i was watchin the new DBSK MV and this seriously just popped out of my head. I have never written anything like this before so if it sucks i'm sorry i wasted your time. but thank you for reading it any way :D