"yeah, i farted. jealous???"
its 5:04 a.m. make a wish!!! i had too much caffeine? i slept in the car on the way home from cheeseland so im not tired! WEEE! im listening to my new ISLEY BROTHERS cd. its funkalicious. i just watched like 5 SNL episodes so im in the best mood! :D!! i wish someone else was up so i had someone to bother. i hope everyone had a yummer thanksgiving! i did. i love my little cousins theyre so cute! we saw the spongebob movie. it was disappointing. the only funny parts were when my little cousin danny would yell things such as "HAHAHA I SAW HIS UNDERWEAR!" and "HAHAHAH A BUBBLE!" he loved it haha. hes so cute. in other news, my dad bought me a WHO shirt. i cant wait to wear it. AH! and i know how im gonna make my i <3 funk shirt. which im also excited for. i win!
im bored and still so wide awake. here are some of my favorite snl commercials! hahah. did i mention im bored.
SHREDDERS! GET THE SHRED IN YOUR HEAD!
cookie dough sport. cookie dough right when you need it most.
crystal gravy. now you can see your meat! someone just tasted the future.
do not taunt happy fun ball. accept no substitutes!
wait...how do you know so much about 'oops i crapped my pants'? because im wearing them. and i just did.
GAP FAT. when youre an XXL.
if youve got a thirst, and youre gay, reach for a tall cool bottle of schmitt's gay!
hedley and wyche. the british toothpaste. you dont have to brush your teeth every week, but you just might want to!
home secutiry decoys. let the crooks know, hey, this house is taken.
Homocil. you cant control what he is or isnt. but you CAN control how it affects you. homocil can help.
Huggies Thong. are these more absorbant than regular? no! in fact they cause a bigger mess than if there were no diaper at all! i'm sold!
shirt in a can. a shirt for every occassion!
