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Neurotically Yours: Episode # 074: A Pair Of Pants
Germane: Ugh! How come I can’t find a pair of pants without some logo on the ass of it?
Foamy: How about this one?
Germane: Yeah (!) Just what I needed. A pair of pants with the phrase “sexy” on it guys stare at my ass enough as it is! The last thing I want to do is give these freaks more incentive to look!
Foamy: Why not? It will make you look like a cheap slut who’s crying out for attention that’s always good in these superficial societies - right?
Germane: For some maybe - not me damn it! I just want a pair of regular - non-baggy pants; no sexy logo on the back and something not cut so low that people can see my ass cleavage.
Foamy: Ew! You people have this overwhelming fascination with the ugliest parts of the human body.
Foamy: Wait! How about this? Na?
Germane: Cock-Master? I think I’ll pass.
Foamy: Why? What’s wrong with advertising that you are in control of a large farm bird?
Germane: Er… that’s not what it means.
Foamy: Oh it’s one of those words with the dual meanings I get it! Kinda like “murder”.
Germane: How does murder have another meaning?
Foamy: Hello? It’s the name given to a flock of crows and to a crime where someone is killed!
Foamy: Murder!
Germane: I didn’t know that.
Foamy: You don’t know a lot do you? First it’s the farm birds - next it’s the crows. You just have no knowledge of the bird species.
Foamy: Dumbass!
Foamy: What about this then? It shows your appreciation for giant cats and an affinity for the character on “The Sopranos” with the same name.
Germane: Big Pussy?
Foamy: Wait, don’t tell me… dual meaning!
Germane: Oh yeah!
Foamy: Oh! Oh wait how about this one? This one display’s that you want to see some guy named “Richard” RICHARD!
Germane: Okay we’re leaving.
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Foamy: (sung) Where are you Richard? We cannot find you now. I want to talk to Richard. RICHARD!
Copyright: Jonathan Ian Mathers: 2004.
www.illwillpress.com
Germane: Ugh! How come I can’t find a pair of pants without some logo on the ass of it?
Foamy: How about this one?
Germane: Yeah (!) Just what I needed. A pair of pants with the phrase “sexy” on it guys stare at my ass enough as it is! The last thing I want to do is give these freaks more incentive to look!
Foamy: Why not? It will make you look like a cheap slut who’s crying out for attention that’s always good in these superficial societies - right?
Germane: For some maybe - not me damn it! I just want a pair of regular - non-baggy pants; no sexy logo on the back and something not cut so low that people can see my ass cleavage.
Foamy: Ew! You people have this overwhelming fascination with the ugliest parts of the human body.
Foamy: Wait! How about this? Na?
Germane: Cock-Master? I think I’ll pass.
Foamy: Why? What’s wrong with advertising that you are in control of a large farm bird?
Germane: Er… that’s not what it means.
Foamy: Oh it’s one of those words with the dual meanings I get it! Kinda like “murder”.
Germane: How does murder have another meaning?
Foamy: Hello? It’s the name given to a flock of crows and to a crime where someone is killed!
Foamy: Murder!
Germane: I didn’t know that.
Foamy: You don’t know a lot do you? First it’s the farm birds - next it’s the crows. You just have no knowledge of the bird species.
Foamy: Dumbass!
Foamy: What about this then? It shows your appreciation for giant cats and an affinity for the character on “The Sopranos” with the same name.
Germane: Big Pussy?
Foamy: Wait, don’t tell me… dual meaning!
Germane: Oh yeah!
Foamy: Oh! Oh wait how about this one? This one display’s that you want to see some guy named “Richard” RICHARD!
Germane: Okay we’re leaving.
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Foamy: (sung) Where are you Richard? We cannot find you now. I want to talk to Richard. RICHARD!
Copyright: Jonathan Ian Mathers: 2004.
www.illwillpress.com