"Wanna go out with me?"
The eternal question that has only one answer that we all hope for. But do we really want to go out with someone because we like them? Well, the majority of the time we don't. The truth is, the majority of the time, we are attracted to someone, because we want to get our tongue down their poor throat. My question is, why can't people get to know their peers before asking such an intimate question? Some say I have high standards. Actually, almost everyone says i have high standards. That's not true. Most of the boys that I have feelings towards, generally aren't that attractive. But for some reason, I see something in them.
So boys, I know you are lead by your dicks, but please, think before you ask.
And girls, Yes he has hairy legs which means he has experience, but he could be as dull as a post, so watch out.
And always remember my minions, you dont need a girl/boyfriend to make you special or significant. You don't need a leech stuck to your arm all day and night to give you some sort of purpose. A girl/boyfriend should mearly be someone you enjoy spending time with on a sunday afternoon, and enjoy spoiling day and night.
With love,
Your spiritual leader
Tim
Aka, clare
So boys, I know you are lead by your dicks, but please, think before you ask.
And girls, Yes he has hairy legs which means he has experience, but he could be as dull as a post, so watch out.
And always remember my minions, you dont need a girl/boyfriend to make you special or significant. You don't need a leech stuck to your arm all day and night to give you some sort of purpose. A girl/boyfriend should mearly be someone you enjoy spending time with on a sunday afternoon, and enjoy spoiling day and night.
With love,
Your spiritual leader
Tim
Aka, clare