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Mar 10, 2009 03:14

Some shocking things are going on in the world right now. Read these headlines:

Study: Belligerent chimp proves animals make plans
Chimp who threw stones at zoo visitors showed human trait, says scientist

They are calling him a "genius" because he can act calm, plan ahead of time, and then go ape shit (PUN INTENDED) and throw rocks at people at a certain time of day. He also picks out, in the morning, specifically which rocks he'll use in the afternoon.

Planet of the Apes? Anyone?

Also, China and North Korea are trying to start World War III.
War! Uh! What Is It Good For?!
Absolutely...STIMULATING THE ECONOMY!

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