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today i came home and had a wonderful packet addressed to me by my dear friend mr. james dobson at focus on the family. he warned me of the imminent collapse of western civilization, caused by the evil agenda of the gay rights activists. in this packet was a postage paid envelope, so i am taking advantage of this free (for me not for them) oppurtunity to mail him a letter showing my great concern in this horrible turn of history:
Dear Mr. James Dobson & Focus on the Family,
Please refrain from sending your hate literature to my address. Your message of bigotry and ignorance is not welcome here. Everyday I get on my knees and pray to the god of virgin blood sacrifices that a righteous maelstrom of pornography and heavy metal will descend upon your headquarters with the full wrath of god, causing your heads to explode in a cephalic orgy of Satanic glee.
In Christ's Love,
Brad
PS: Please enjoy the brick I am attaching to this letter. I hope the postage isn't too much!
Dear Mr. James Dobson & Focus on the Family,
Please refrain from sending your hate literature to my address. Your message of bigotry and ignorance is not welcome here. Everyday I get on my knees and pray to the god of virgin blood sacrifices that a righteous maelstrom of pornography and heavy metal will descend upon your headquarters with the full wrath of god, causing your heads to explode in a cephalic orgy of Satanic glee.
In Christ's Love,
Brad
PS: Please enjoy the brick I am attaching to this letter. I hope the postage isn't too much!