Survey Sex

Jan 12, 2005 15:04

Stolen from christine

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
- Kelly
- Kel
- KellBell [haha..]

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
- xlovebleeds
- Nymph0kelly
- Yellowcardcutie

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
- My eyes
- My bum [sometimes]
- Kinda my hair

THREE THINGS YOU HATE ABOUT YOURSELF:
- My Weight
- my Weirdness
- my face

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
- Russian
- Irish
- French

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
- Spiders
- The g word
- a Broken Heart

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
- Body by Victoria
- My vibrator
- underwear..

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
- Saves the day Sweatshirt
- Cute thongie
- Jeans

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR ARTISTS AT THE MOMENT:
- GlassJaw
- Funeral For a Friend
- Fall out boy

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
- Where is your boy tonight?
- Ape dos Mil
- Lala

THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
- Ben wa balls!!!
- being single and alone for a while
- Hooking up with a guy and not get attached...just a one night thing. [as slutty as it sounds]

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP (Love is a given!):
- trust
- loyalty
- faith

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (not nescesarily in that order):
- i wanna be a pornstar
- im satisfied with my body
- i have small boobs

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
- Ass
- Hair
- Eyes

THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
- Be confident
- Be 100% happy
- Understand Chemistry :\

THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE THINGS TO DO:
- Sex
- Design my room
- Dream about being a pornstar/ talk dirty

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
- Be alone
- eat
- Cry kinda...

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
- Porn star
- Interior Designer
- Sex Therapist

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
- London
- asbury park
- disney world

THREE KID'S NAMES:
- Paige
- anthony
- chastity

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
- Become a pornstar
- Fall in love and have 100% trust within both of us
- Be Satisfied with my life

. . .

name (first middle last): Kelly Kristin Harrigan

birthday: July 7, 1988

phone : 7326937937

hair colour: blonde

eye colour: green

favourite type of gum: anything u can blow bubbles w.

favourite food: Cheesee

favourtie drink: Choclate Milk

Friends--who's the most...

quiet: haha! u think i talk to quiet people!?

shy: Christine

loudest: Tonilyn

outgoing: Jen

most beautiful: hmm...i dunno? they all are

hottest: Jen

cutest: Kristin

nicest: psh! nice friends...wtf are those...

moodiest: Chrissy :)

Have you ever...

kissed more than 1 person in the same night: I think...

had sex with more than 1 person in the same night: No lol

got high: yea

got drunk: no

stole anything: Yep

driven illegally: Once or twice

cheated on a bf/gf: Yea :\

had sex with someone u weren't going out with: yea

thought about doing it: done it...

. . .

If I were a stone, I would be: semi-precious. a ruby

If I were a tree, I would be a: weeping willow. so beautiful

If I were a bird, I would be a: Robin

If I were a machine, I would be a: Vibrator

If I were a tool, I would be a: a screw driver

If I were a flower/plant, I would be a: Black rose

If I were a kind of weather, I would be: snow..but id keeppeople warm...which is possible but shut up!

If I were a mythical creature, I would be a: Fairie

If I were a musical instrument, I would be a: Bass

If I were an animal, I would be a: Kitten...Sex Kitten

If I were a color, I would be: Lavendar

If I were an emotion, I would be: Horny

If I were a vegetable, I would be a: Carrot

If I were a sound, I would be: a moan

If I were an element, I would be: fire

If I were a car, I would be: either 1974 gto..ors my baby...1988 volvo!

If I were a song, I would be: Konstantine

If I were a movie, I would be: the sweetest thing

If I were a food, I would be: Steak

If I were a place, I would be: ASBURY FUCKING PARK BITCH!

If I were a material, I would be: Egyptian Cotton. or jersey cotton

If I were a taste, I would be: sweet..with alil bit of spice ;)

If I were a scent, I would be: a rose

If I were a religion, I would be: Buddhism...in a way...

If I were a word, I would be: sex!

If I were an object, I would be a: a strap on

If I were a body part I would be: Dick

If I were a facial expression I would be: sexc stare

If I were a subject in school I would be: English

If I were a cartoon character I would be: Angelica

If I were a shape I would be a: a star

If I were a number I would be: 69

If I were a month I would be: July

If I were a day of the week I'd be: Saturday

If I were a time of day I'd be: 11:11

If I were a planet I would be: Uranus

If I were a direction I would be: South...wayyy south..;)

If I were a piece of furniture I'd be a: Vanity

If I were a sin I would be: lust.

If I were a historical figure I would be: Betty Paige

If I were a liquid I would be: Sperm...thats a liquid i think...atleast it looks and feels likeone...

. . .

1.) What is a word that can make any amusing sentence more amusing? Bloobity

2.) Does the question "Which is more important: looks or personality?" annoy you?: Yea because its personality...

3.) Who did let the dogs out?: wtf...

4.) Have you ever eaten a bug intentionally?: No haha

5.) Are you a sexy beast?: O YES!!! AHH RUB MY NIPPAL!

6.) Have you ever coveted your neighbor’s wife? wtf no lol

7.) If you died tomorrow and went straight to Hell, what would you assume the reason to be?: cause im kinki

8.) If you could travel to any time period, when would it be?: Victorian

9.) In all honesty - how do you feel about your appearance?: I no everyone thinks its hot..but i hate it

10.) Why, God, why?: do i love dick!?

11.) Does disco live?: no

12.) What’s your theme song?: wtf lol

13.) Alms for the poor?: wtf?

14.) Are there any English words that you despise more than Satan in all his sinister glory?: The n word
15.) Are you a good dancer?: NO! HAHA! but i can move my hips hehe

16.) Could one conceivable argue that masturbation is therapeutic?: makes me feel good

17.) What are your favorite words to use in conversation?: hot and yo

18.) True or false - All homophobes are inherently evil.: No..if u have a reason to be so its understandable...but not if u just are one

19.) What is the most amusing name you have ever come across in a telephone directory?: i dn lol

20.) Drugs - are you into that sort of thing?: sex is a drug...and i love it!

21.) How do you feel about garden gnomes?: GNOME!

22.) Do you remember the eighties?: No...

23.) Avril Lavigne - is she a poser or a goddess?: shes whatever...

24.) Do you readily recognize the word "triskaidekaphobia"?: o yea!

25.) What is the best public scene you have ever created?: um. couldnt tell ya

26.) Were you an abnormally fat child?: no

27.) What would you say if I told you I was in love with your sister?: nasty! uve never seen her naked!

28.) What about your cousin?: do wut u want...there alll pretty/handsome

29.) Do your boobs have names?: haha! andy and atom...!

30.) If you could give yourself a makeover, what would you do?: Fix my skin/the bags under my eyes
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