- my uncle once: let me get drunk
- never in my life: have i broekn anything
- when i was five:i was a bitch
- high school was: awesome
- i once met: rob williams
- there's this girl i know who: is wicked hot (my counselor)
- once, at a bar: i got drunk of 2 screw drivers and 3 beers
- by noon i'm usually: sleeping
- last night: i got stoned
- if i only had: a million dollars
- next time i go to church: haha i guess itll be for a wedding
- i have a confession to make: im a man! ha j/k
- when i turn my head left, i see: a cup
- when i turn my head right, i see: a window
- you know i'm lying when: because i smerk
- everyday, i constantly think about: my counselor
- if i was a character written by shakespeare, i'd be: the witches
- by this time next year: ill be in boston
- a better name for me would be: sammy (thats what everyone says)
- i have a hard time understanding: fuckin algebra
- if i ever go back to school i'll: tell everyone how much college is better
- you know i like you if: i stare at you
- if i won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: my counselor (yeah im obsessed)
- darwin, mozart, slim pickens & geraldine ferraro: .... weird names
- take my advice, never: do what i do
- my ideal breakfast is: coffee and a smoke
- a song i love, but do not have is: the dresden dolls did a cover of rocky horror
- if you visit my hometown, i suggest: you dont
- tulips, character flaws, microchips & track stars: really random
- why won't anyone: stop bugging me
- if you spend the night at my house: youll be bored
- i'd stop my wedding for: i dont plan on getting married
- the world could do without: bush...
- i'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: lick an ass of a cat
- my favorite blonde is: stephanie march
- paper clips are more useful than: staples
- if I do anything well, it's: because im not trying to do it well
- and by the way: ... have a nice night
sorry the numbers are messed up i kept hitting tab by accident