Bliss in a Building

Jan 20, 2004 22:56

WOOOOSH. Mm hmm that is the speed of which my weekend ended. The highlight? Savers. By far. Not only was I able to smuggle a few scarves, braclets, and belts out of here...YES I am evil....but I found an awesome sweater as well. OOHOHH and I almost forgot to mention the black vase that is now holding my dried flowers "Heyyy you can draw that too" (ally). However, in this event of happiness, there was one drawback...the smell. Upon driving to Hot Topic in my car, my little friend and I sniffed the "grandma cooter" smell. Yes, thats right...GRANDMA COOTER! The source of this stench? The two gigantic bags of old in my car. The monkey says my car smells like shit. I agree. A small price to pay for the wonders of Savers. Lessons learned~~~~
- The words "grandma" and "cooter" are not to be used in the same sentence.
- What? You dont stick your finger in your ass?
- A bunny is in fact a monkey. Who knew?
- A store owned by The Gap cannot be THAT deep and introverted.
- It is ok to buy shoes from Savers...but for God's sake WASH before wearing.
- I can now only wear clip-on earrings..stupid plugs.
- Missing a stop sign is no reason for a passenger to be nervous.
- People at KFC DO NOT deserve the "Sunshine Award"
- 80's dresses are "slimming"
- Acid washed red skirts are not.
- When Allison enters the following places, she will be there forever...Savers, Michaels, any art store
- The boy at Hot Topic is oh so Beautiful...ok so at first I thought it was a girl, but now that I have confirmed the sex to be male...he is lovely.
It is interesting how much one can learn while shifting through the dirty old clothes of someone else...hmmm makes you think doesnt it?
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