Snow Day!
Today was... eventful. And FILTHY. I'll explain...
But before I do, here is my proof that Liv won't be all "WTF MATE?!"
unicornographyy: do I have permission to retell the story about your dad in my LJ?
unicornographyy: cos I don't wanna post it if you don't want me to.
SleepinglnBags: yeah , sure
SleepinglnBags: full detail
unicornographyy: Of course.
First I went to the Cup and Saucer with Smammy and her family. That was normal.
Then, we picked up Liv and went to my house to... play Hanson, like we talked about in that IM I posted the other day. After about an hour of playing it over and over again we realized that Liv had a microphone at her dad's house that Smammy could use, so we went to go get it.
Upon entering his driveway we saw Gwen's car. She's the one that dickhead (Liv's dad) was having an affair with. We remembered it was Valentine's day and contemplated just leaving them alone, but of course we NEEDED the microphone. MMMBop just wasn't complete without it. We went to the back door and it was locked. Liv's dad never locks his door. So we got the key, but the top latch was closed. We went around back to see if he was in the living room and just to make sure we were wrong about him and Gwen and stuff, but he wasn't there... neither was the couch. He doesn't have a bed upstairs anymore, so that kinda gave everything away. We tried to open the weird window door thing, but it wouldn't open all the way. We did get the top part open enough to hear the obnoxiously loud jazz playing from upstairs...and break the door. Oops. So we pounded on that and shouted "DAD!" when it was kind of open, and we even tried calling but that didn't get him to come down. This resulted in us pelting snowballs at his room window, Liv's room, and her brother's room (There are beds in their rooms but we were hoping they weren't in there.) but none of that worked. Also, every single window was locked. We all realized that the one place we hadn't tried was the garage, cos there's a door that leads to her house in there. It took all three of us to open the door (it normally needs an electric opener thing), but we got it. Liv had almost opened the door to her house, when suddenly someone pulled on the other side. It was... her dad. Liv said "Dad! I know it's you open the door," and he didn't at first but then he was like "Liv is that you?" and she was all "Yeah, we need to get something." and he said "Oh you can't! I have the flu! It's very contagious," but we got him to go get us the microphone... except he couldn't find it. So we had to settle for the bongo. When he came out with that he was all sweaty and wearing flip flops. In winter.
We went back after like an hour to see if we could find the microphone. Luckily they were gone then but we couldn't find it. We did, however, see that Liv's bed, which had been made the last time she went to her dad's, was missing some sheets and the rest were either on her floor or scrunched up on her bed. They used HER BED. EW. EW. EW. ...EW. Liv shouted "I'm never sleeping here again! Ever! EWWWWWWWW!"
So that was my snow day. Tomorrow's Canadaaaa. Yay!
But before I do, here is my proof that Liv won't be all "WTF MATE?!"
unicornographyy: do I have permission to retell the story about your dad in my LJ?
unicornographyy: cos I don't wanna post it if you don't want me to.
SleepinglnBags: yeah , sure
SleepinglnBags: full detail
unicornographyy: Of course.
First I went to the Cup and Saucer with Smammy and her family. That was normal.
Then, we picked up Liv and went to my house to... play Hanson, like we talked about in that IM I posted the other day. After about an hour of playing it over and over again we realized that Liv had a microphone at her dad's house that Smammy could use, so we went to go get it.
Upon entering his driveway we saw Gwen's car. She's the one that dickhead (Liv's dad) was having an affair with. We remembered it was Valentine's day and contemplated just leaving them alone, but of course we NEEDED the microphone. MMMBop just wasn't complete without it. We went to the back door and it was locked. Liv's dad never locks his door. So we got the key, but the top latch was closed. We went around back to see if he was in the living room and just to make sure we were wrong about him and Gwen and stuff, but he wasn't there... neither was the couch. He doesn't have a bed upstairs anymore, so that kinda gave everything away. We tried to open the weird window door thing, but it wouldn't open all the way. We did get the top part open enough to hear the obnoxiously loud jazz playing from upstairs...and break the door. Oops. So we pounded on that and shouted "DAD!" when it was kind of open, and we even tried calling but that didn't get him to come down. This resulted in us pelting snowballs at his room window, Liv's room, and her brother's room (There are beds in their rooms but we were hoping they weren't in there.) but none of that worked. Also, every single window was locked. We all realized that the one place we hadn't tried was the garage, cos there's a door that leads to her house in there. It took all three of us to open the door (it normally needs an electric opener thing), but we got it. Liv had almost opened the door to her house, when suddenly someone pulled on the other side. It was... her dad. Liv said "Dad! I know it's you open the door," and he didn't at first but then he was like "Liv is that you?" and she was all "Yeah, we need to get something." and he said "Oh you can't! I have the flu! It's very contagious," but we got him to go get us the microphone... except he couldn't find it. So we had to settle for the bongo. When he came out with that he was all sweaty and wearing flip flops. In winter.
We went back after like an hour to see if we could find the microphone. Luckily they were gone then but we couldn't find it. We did, however, see that Liv's bed, which had been made the last time she went to her dad's, was missing some sheets and the rest were either on her floor or scrunched up on her bed. They used HER BED. EW. EW. EW. ...EW. Liv shouted "I'm never sleeping here again! Ever! EWWWWWWWW!"
So that was my snow day. Tomorrow's Canadaaaa. Yay!