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Ok, well I haven't done anything at all today, literally. Yesterday kicked ass! We practically had half a day of school, except for the fact that it was because of CMTs, but I did miss science and most of French. After that, we had specials and I had health, not too bad. Then after that we had the speeches for the candidates for our school government. I'm not gonna say who I voted for, don't wanna make anyone feel bad. Well then after that I went to my boyfriends house, very fun. We skated for a while, he built this thing wher he attached a ramp, two connectors, and a rail and it was awesome. I want it! We played Xbox and did other things.
Now, Friday...school, boring, normal, however you want to put it. After school, me Audra and Jason wer just hanging around the school like normal, but I got a Pepsi. WE kicked it around and made the spectacular game of Crufodama! (Cruf-ah-dah-mah) Here is the story as I have neatly copied and pasted it...
Ok, here's the story of...Crufodama, much cooler than your family!
One day, Audra Malaguti I showed me and Jason Davenport I the magical powers of echoing Pepsi bottles. This is the story of what happened next...
So I suggested we play a game of kick the bottle, no one wanted to, but me and Jason had nothing better to do. So we went on one of the new basketball courts and well, kicked a Pepsi bottle around. I'll have you know that if it weren’t for my mooching powers, none of this would of happened. So we played half court and started kicking it back and forth, it was fun, but then it caught onto a game. Jason started making some rules, and I guess I helped a little.
So, we played well, and we decided that if you got the bottle on the outside of the second white outline, but not on the sides, then it gets you one point. If it goes on the sides, then ‘tis out of bounds, and the other person gets to place it wherever they want to, on their side of course. In Crufodama, when the other person gets the bottle on the other side, you kick off. If it goes where you would normally get a point, you don’t. The other person just has to put it right on the edge to kick it instead of another kick off. At no point in the game except for the kickoffs can you pick the ball up or touch it with your hands. Well, enough about the rules, here’s what you unconsciously know that you wanted to hear, the history/ statistics of Crufodama.
So you, the reader, already know the facts, but you don’t know the statistics. Well, you need to know them, so here ya go.
1. I, the beloved Lauren Beecher, am the first official winner of Crufodama. Only for an hour tho, see number 3.
2. Not that this matters as much, but Jason wrote most of the rules and I made some, not many.
3. Audra beat me in her first game. Not fair. Is ok cos I was still the first champion. She is still the reigning champion until Monday when I beat her again. Mwahahahaha!
That’s basically all the history crap of Crufodama! Don’t you ever try to steal it cos then bad things will happen!
Nothing else happened yet, I have cartooning class (HAHA FUCKING MOKOID!) and yeah bye.
Now, Friday...school, boring, normal, however you want to put it. After school, me Audra and Jason wer just hanging around the school like normal, but I got a Pepsi. WE kicked it around and made the spectacular game of Crufodama! (Cruf-ah-dah-mah) Here is the story as I have neatly copied and pasted it...
Ok, here's the story of...Crufodama, much cooler than your family!
One day, Audra Malaguti I showed me and Jason Davenport I the magical powers of echoing Pepsi bottles. This is the story of what happened next...
So I suggested we play a game of kick the bottle, no one wanted to, but me and Jason had nothing better to do. So we went on one of the new basketball courts and well, kicked a Pepsi bottle around. I'll have you know that if it weren’t for my mooching powers, none of this would of happened. So we played half court and started kicking it back and forth, it was fun, but then it caught onto a game. Jason started making some rules, and I guess I helped a little.
So, we played well, and we decided that if you got the bottle on the outside of the second white outline, but not on the sides, then it gets you one point. If it goes on the sides, then ‘tis out of bounds, and the other person gets to place it wherever they want to, on their side of course. In Crufodama, when the other person gets the bottle on the other side, you kick off. If it goes where you would normally get a point, you don’t. The other person just has to put it right on the edge to kick it instead of another kick off. At no point in the game except for the kickoffs can you pick the ball up or touch it with your hands. Well, enough about the rules, here’s what you unconsciously know that you wanted to hear, the history/ statistics of Crufodama.
So you, the reader, already know the facts, but you don’t know the statistics. Well, you need to know them, so here ya go.
1. I, the beloved Lauren Beecher, am the first official winner of Crufodama. Only for an hour tho, see number 3.
2. Not that this matters as much, but Jason wrote most of the rules and I made some, not many.
3. Audra beat me in her first game. Not fair. Is ok cos I was still the first champion. She is still the reigning champion until Monday when I beat her again. Mwahahahaha!
That’s basically all the history crap of Crufodama! Don’t you ever try to steal it cos then bad things will happen!
Nothing else happened yet, I have cartooning class (HAHA FUCKING MOKOID!) and yeah bye.